After 8 years in software development field,i still google for simple date time error

If Java and Javascript are garbage collected, why do they still exist?

I think one of the book is misleading🤔

A girl just canceled our first date to watch Avenger's Endgame with her friends. Pres ++ to pay respects.

Project Lead: “This needs to be fixed until Friday, no matter what!”

This is not how this works, that’s not how any of this works...

I just stared a project using c, now I like c more than other languages!

people who correct you when you say Linux to GNU+Linux can fuck off

So the other day my mother told me that her laptop does not start. Then we found out that she holds the "power" button so long that the laptop turned off again after a few seconds after the boot was initiated.

I think I’m gonna take a break from devRant, because it’s getting boring seeing “how bad iOS/Windows is” every second rant.

Reading devRant feed is so fucking hard nowadays. Every other rant is about Windows rebooting, Google being evil, Quantum beating Chrome, M$ users being cunts and all these fanboy shits.

Fucking hell. Write some actual code and rant about some solid problems rather than being a stupid fanboy.

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Friend: Hey, so what do you do?

Me: I build backend systems and apis. I work with java/mongodb. I dable into some elixir and kotlin on my free time.

Friend: Cool, can you build me an Android app?

I think it's the best quote about AI

“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity”

Heard it on the radio the other day

The average commit..

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Is this devRant or childRant? You never know 🙄

There is nothing funnier than listening to the complaints of a linux user having to use windows.

Client: I dont want you to rush. Okay?
Me: Okay sir.
Client: But I need it tomorrow.

Whaaaaaaat????

Day 1 of Defcon...Python fan boy tells me that Java is a dying language. I laughed.

self.age++

Here we go

I used to think that my life is worthless. Then I saw people on devrant....
turns out being worthless is kind of a developer thing.

"Before you marry someone, you should first give them a massive merge conflict to see who they really are."

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

In my college I don't feel CHALLENGED MENTALLY but MENTALLY CHALLENGED

!Rant

Anyone else feel the need for 5 more seasons of IT Crowd?

- Sleep 7h+ each night (you think you don't need it - but you do!)
- drink NO coffee (you've slept enough!)
- pair-up (you're not as good as you think)
- get a grasp on the problem (it's time will spent!)
- communicate constantly (you're not alonw especially)
- refactor just as much
- learn from you partner
- celebrate even small accomplishments (you need success!)
- go home and do something else (your pet project does not need more than 5hrs per week!)
- repeat (because repetition makes perfection!)

Android development is such an enormous realm. It's simply incredible.

Even after more than 2 years of programming android apps, I can experience a different exception every day!

You know you're screwed when it's not possible to delete an account on a certain site.