Am I the only one that enjoys cyberpunk 2077 on PC so far?
None of the bugs that I encountered are game breaking or annoying that much.

I think the picture explains it all, and I need a new PC now. There goes $1500

So another infamous code (or smart code) you decide, there's class 'error' in the template/html and here this genius is removing it and adding it back? is this even logical at any level,

I mean just hide() and show() would do the job

Not the actual representation, but this is cute!

I'm in love. ❤️

Pure evil

When you accidently open the bios menu on your smart watch when you're just trying to turn it back on 😂

Vim, no further explanation needed

Ohhh tcp

What's this Snapchat everybody's talking about? Wanna chat on ICQ?

I tried to explain to our Ruby system architect that rescuing Exception (which also catches NoMemoryError) is a bad idea. I'm then told we _want_ to catch it and log who the culprit is and flash an error to the user. There's still a palm print on my face.

Dev: I think I just deleted data I shouldn't have. Can you do a rollback?
Me: No, I'm a DBA, I don't touch data. Did you commit?
Dev: Yes, I committed.
Me: Your data is gone.
Dev: But don't you guys do backups?
Me: We backup the Prod servers. We only back up Dev on request. Did you request a backup in Dev?
Dev: No.
Me: ...
Dev: The Testers are going to be pissed.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".

So nylas mail is free again.
Rejoice! The email gods have returned with something actually fun to use!

Savage

😎Hmm....

The most useful utility I've ever seen 😮

Yep, this stuff exists.

Yeah 😂

PHB wanted access to our team chat room where we do standup, among other things. Access granted. Immediately a new chat room was created.

When I see windows rant...

True story.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Alright, guys. You have complete autonomy over this project, from ideation to execution. You can do exploratory interviews to find out what potencial customers would think, you can come up with prototypes, you can choose whatever tech stack you deem fit for the job. The only requirement is that it must be a beauty product. Oh, and that it must have a way to publish this ton of pictures of models our client has. Oh, and it must handle payments and inventory. And it may integrate with third party software. And users need to save the pictures they like. And a booking system. Is that hard to understand?

Project Manager is a person who thinks that one woman can deliver 10 babies in 9 months.

There's a special place for this kind of people in hell for ya.

PHB stops by "to ask a quick question." EVIDENTLY I'M NOT BUSY NOR AM I EVER BUSY FOR QUICK QUESTIONS. Launches into HOUR LONG conversation.

Works fine in dev, ops problem now.

results << entry.format_results if !Rails.env.production?

Run away from me now motherfucker.

PHB thinks DevOps is job function. "This is the guy" that does DevOps in our organization.

PHB heeds my advice to hire another person. PHB thinks it needs to be filled immediately and starts talking to TEKsystems.