You know you are a dev when the first thing you do when you see something cool on a website is checking out the sourcecode to find out how they did it

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

Gillette Excel

I am a simple man. I see a helpful answer on StackOverflow, I upvote.

Just got this slack from our server admin.

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Privacy is a legend

Pretty much 😕

If you're making me write code on fucking paper you better not expect me to comment it

try{
❤️
}catch(){
🍺
}

Being a techie surrounded by "normal" people is like a torment you didn't ask for. I just watched someone copy a whole folder of images to their flash drive.
File by file.
Without keyboard shortcuts.
In one explorer window.

Select, copy, navigate to flash drive, paste, navigate to folder, repeat.

FUCK YOU, STOP FUCKING WITH ME! my stupid fucking colleague has just replaced all the semi colons in my repo with Greek question marks for the 5TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH. it wasn't funny to start, it isn't funny now, so take your fucking rat-like grin and hyena laugh and FUCK OFF AND WORK! fuck me

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

for(int i = 0; i < 3; i++) {
Write("Happy birthday " + (i == 2 ? "Dear devRant!" : "to you"));
}

*types 'ls' again right after typing 'ls'*

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Hitting that publish button on your first app. And getting the first 5⭐ rating. Bliss 😊😊😊

:/

He made an account just to open this issue on my repo. I am still confused, 2 months later.

It's definitely friday in the office.

"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown

Found this some time ago in an open source project.

Well... Erm...

Is it true? 😂 never noticed

+1 if you like my new laptop skin...

Found this on the Github trending list

Story of an IT guy 🔫

I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

adding //To do in my code be like

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.