hahahahaha that seems like a good and fun idea to do ^^

Have a friend ask me helping him with a project for University.
Make an application in Java for Matrix and numerous applications.

Done, but I hid an easter egg. If you divide the matrix by 0 scalar output
FAP FAP FAP FAO FAP FAP.
He doesn't know.

Sooooo. I saw this.

Starting of my final year of engineering.....

Every other guy is busy thinking about the final year project....

Suddenly I herd some random female​ friend turning the world upside down...

"We will develope Linux using ubuntu language"...

I no more believe in humanity....

At the top of a 2000+ line source file

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

🤔
I think "Velop" should be a word.

Velop - to break software
(velopers would be muggles/stupid users?)

This would give the word "developer" a new meaning.
No?
Okay

Forever relevant

Why didn't Microsoft Devs die before creating this screen...

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂

You know you're tired when you try to open a div like "div()"

I need sleep.....

Installed VS Code, have to say, i like it a lot. Even though it's a Microsoft product.

My new favorite editor.

Is it just me or are you like this too? 😆 #devLife

Premature optimization. 🙊

Me: I should make a new branch.
Inner me: push to master.

"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Who's..."
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"there?"

- DDoS Atack

Fuck it I'm out

I use variable names so bad that even i forget what they mean

Hey frontend developers. If you do THIS:

z-index: 1000;

...expecting that it will ensure your div will be on top no matter what, I'm about to fuck your world up. Check this shit out:

z-index: 1001;

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

Programming isn't easy at all..
The more you learn, more you gain.

I never appreciated HOME and END buttons as much as I do since I started coding.