Just when we’re about to launch a beta, a junior dev started fixing and stalling on an issue he wasn’t sent to fix.

Now I am afraid to fly ... 😐

https://theregister.co.uk/2020/04/...

Printing should be a solved problem

Editor? VSCode.
IDE? IntelliJ.
Hotel? Trivago.

Co-worker presented her work by sharing her screen. She forgot to unshare.

She proceeded to open Chrome and search: "Can I sue co-worker if I get coronavirus because he coughed?"

Another employee said: "Your screen is showing" :/

Repeat after me:

CLEAR.
CACHE.
FIXES.
EVERYTHING.

I'm starting to like the crisis. Not only that I have home office, I'm also in for reduced working time. 3.5 days per week from next month on, and the state will fund 60% of the pay loss. Yeah!

Is it Tuesday? Thursday?

Round 1: Fight

Image of the day

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

I have been looking at my github contribution graph.. i only write code when I'm unhappy.

The times of my life when i am happiest and make the best memories are completely blank. I suppose I have been using programming as a coping mechanism, some hobby to keep my mind off things i dont want to think about?

Has anyone else experienced this? Maybe I should be doing other things with my life.

Network joke

Sublime in the watch.

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Incorrectly used, every principle can cause damage.

Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it"

+ I’m an animator at Rockstar Games
- Wow what do you do
+ Don’t ask

Answer to all bosses, managers and TLs...

Just making sure it doesn't overheat :)

badass mom😂

What's for breakfast?

Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

Lol😂😂
PC: Facebook 😂

That's a good plan🤣

Tip: Don't reinvent the wheel.

Use APIs

Close one, my muscle memory almost got me.

Great timing

Windows, why are you like this?

Monday to Friday.
09:00 to 17:30.