docker???

The new holy war in C#:

Point p = new Point(5, 3);

vs.
var p = new Point(5, 3);

vs. (new)
Point p = new (5, 3);

and... FIGHT!!

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

Visual studio 2019
Visual studio code
Both are very powerful and extendable

iOS Programming:

something.openCamera()

DONE!

—-

Android Programming:

val jobProcessorHandler = FuckingBuilder.something().inject().whatTheFuck()
val cameraDecoderFuck = Camera(CodePackFuck.shit, jobProcessorHandler)

CRASH!

Is it Tuesday? Thursday?

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

HR: How many years you've been developing on Xamarin ?
Me: Three years, with many side projects
HR: So, you're familiar with C#?
Me: No, I've been coding in "hieroglyphs".

"Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. " - David Starr

Nobody:

Senior frontend Dev at my company: "microservices best thing ever"

Also him: "Relational databases gonna die"

Also him (talking to the DB team): "You're gonna dissapear, Mongo is the future"

Me: "Eh... Dude, Mongo is still a database.."

Him: "Microservices"

Send help...

Fuck yea, got a raise bigger than expected! Not a lot more, but it atill feels good man

With the cheese grater and $1,000 monitor stand getting a lot of the attention from WWDC, this ended up being a less talked about product.

Idk about you guys, but this is definitely a steal! Plan on getting a few of them when they are released.

What kind of projects are you guys currently working on? What technologies are you using? I'm personally thinking about starting to use the MEAN stack to get a working knowledge of it and how it works...

Via Reddit, this cracked me up

Where can I ask questions regarding ASP.NET core and C#? Could you recommend some community sites? I already using stackoverflow but I thought there are so many limits.

Oh my!

Wrap smart technology functionalities as WordPress plugin [more details]

When i code a prototype, am i supposed to code it in a strong e.g. MVVM architecture or to code it however i know possible?

Those using VS2019 how is it?

If the whole 'Linux kernel in windows' actually ends up being good, I think many developers run out of good arguments for buying a Mac. Myself included

Where it all began for most

Ask for anything... I will grant your wish but there are 3 rules to check before you proceed...

There are two types of people in this world, those that understand that arrays start at 0 and
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException: Index: 2, Size: 2 at java.util.ArrayList.rangeCheck(ArrayList.java:653) at java.util.ArrayList.get(ArrayList.java:429) at NewClass2.main(NewClass2.java:7)

For some reason you're always gonna think it didnt work the first time

Go fuck yourself Lenovo,
Your ideapad-batteries are shit.
My ideapad 320s didn't have a giant battery-time to begin with, but now, after having it for 14 months, it already lost 9 percent capacity, and the loss seems to get faster.

Every time I check upower, after I charged it, the max-capacity is a little lower.

If it will continue like this, my laptop might be pretty much unusable in about 2 months.

we all know that it will not happen

Experienced Programmers 😂

CI/CD in a nutshell

Watching silicon valley best TV show indeed

To whoever stole my Microsoft Office license I will find and kill you!

You have my Word