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I typed "WordPress_&_Wix" in the password field.

The page said "Password is too weak".

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

Fuck Off As A Service(FOAAS) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

http://foaas.com/

Finally , a usefuckingful service.

What code review?

Just me, explaining how my code works.

I usually start with a MindMap where I try to write down every bit of the idea.
I then try to set requirements and set the tools/frameworks I want to use.
Next step would be data model and then git started ;)

1. Realize you still have n number of projects to finish
2. Don't

first, I finish wk69 project >:( !

Hmm... Can someone help me find the "please wait" key?

Triggered

self.setAge(21);

// turned 21 today 🍾

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

0 and null are two diffferent things DAMMIT!!!!

So guys and gurls...
I'm a member of devRant for about 1.5 weeks now. I already have over 130 likes on my rants in total about things I was never able to post without being labeled a nerd. I literally love you guys! Thanks to @dfox and @trogus for making it possible for us to discuss things that matter for us!

Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

Writting C++, hitting compile and getting no errors or warnings first time.

Well labeled

It's called code

I was fixing an issue where I have encountered a Java class written by a recently hired senior developer with 1K+ lines of code.
Inside that class....
One Method => 1K lines🙄🙄

I don't know where to bang my head now😐😐

This one's good. Picked it on social media.lol

One thing that really pisses me off about windows 10 is that it randomly reverts default PDF program to Edge!!!111111111one!!111

me: *reads java book on phone*
guy next to me: *looking at my screen* you're a hacker, right?
ಠ_ಠ

The best part of dev life is when I create a prototype and the client immedietly says: "Excellent!"

I sexually identify as Objective-C

I actually would love to write everything in objective c
Even my node/react applications

Hmm....

Typical Google! :P

I put a lot of work into trying to explain to you muggles what I do all day in a way you can understand (it's hard, trust me) and you still reject it as boring nerd crap. I'm sick of it! What if you told me working at that restaurant is "putting water on plates, wiping it off, and putting meat and cheese between slices of bread" and I said "wtf is that, and who cares?" Wouldn't that hurt your feelings, that I didn't even attempt to make a connection with you, friend? That I didn't even attempt to step outside my experience to meet yours? Isn't it equally insulting how far you have to dumb it down, just for me to lose interest entirely? And yes, I know that's not your specific task. That only proves my point further.

And why, exactly? Conceptually, you handle pre-digested poop all day.
_I teach plastic to think._ Sometimes it even thinks better than you do.
How is my job less interesting?
And what's more, why does EVERYONE seem to think so?

How do you expect people like me to keep your iPhones, bank accounts, and self-driving cars working if you alienate us like an alternate species for building those things? I mean really. You people treat us with a disinterest harmonious with homophobia. "Don't ask, don't tell." Except you do ask. And then you condescend as if working with my brain makes me less worthy of your attention than your exciting minimum-wage restaurant job.

Have fun with that, by the way.

Oh, and you're welcome for <object I fixed that wasn't really broken>. Maybe next time, just google it.
I know you won't.

Just my $.02:

One thing I think a lot of students/schools miss when learning/teaching, is that your code has to be *maintainable*. Your code is (hopefully) going to be used for a long time, so program it to make it not only easy to upgrade and maintain, but easy for SOMEONE ELSE to upgrade and maintain, too.

The best code to work with is the stuff that's been coded with maintainability in mind.

Potential Employer: So your website does not seem to work well in Internet Explorer. A lot of employers might get annoyed with it.

Me: Yeah, I don't want them to hire me or even send me a message.