No LLM: no money. Come back when you've integrated chatgpt.

@hippolyte for sure. But when the text in a box wraps differently depending on whether the box is selected or not I'm hardly to blame; no? :)

As long as you get shit done, dafuq do they care?

Cos teams is cancer. Once, I unmuted myself in a 300+ meeting to sneeze vigorously five or six times.

@AvatarOfKaine Italian for firefighters

Definitely; have a ++

@IntrusionCM I agree with you on all points.

But I'd add that ours is a technical field. You should know the technology (which in this case is algorithms and data structures); especially in how they reflect on whatever problem you're trying to solve. You can be th best "team player", but if your technical knowledge amounts to copying from stack overflow I won't hire you.

@IntrusionCM that's the learner's problem imho. You may argue like that for anything: that's the problem with driving school, people just learn the motions and the traffing signs, it doesn't prepare you for the complexity of driving over to your grandma's.

For any thing, you can learn to DO IT, or you can learn IT. What you do is your responsibility.

@Crost I'm into competitive programming so it happens on the regular.

Cos girls are soft and cute? Is that a problem? If you got these hangups at month three then dump him and move on.

@Crost dood dafuq? The modulo operator is literally used everywhere: hashing, queues, load balancing, unit and currency conversion, to name a few. U high? Lol

I've used supervisor on RPis. Lightweight and easy to set up. It can also be set to monitor and restart programs automatically in case they crash. 10/10 would use again

Y'all don't get it... They're so passionate about writing that they try and squeeze in extra letters to write MORE

@Midnight-shcode Dood, on my gentoo box (where each kernel update means patching an recompiling from source) the kernel takes 20 minutes to COMPILE and install... dafuq u saying?

I get it if you don't wanna do/are not interested in doing it; but please don't come with lazy "muh pradukteeevity" bs

I second what @sariel says: I've run linux (I use arch btw) on business hardware for literally over 10 years (the same hardware that is). Never had any issue. I've also run windows on gaming hardware for longer than i can remember. Some reinstalls required now and then (but that's not Windows's fault, keep installing and uninstalling games and it's bound to happen)

My work macbook pro (first experience with the system) on the other hand never fucking works; is slow as fuck; sounds like a fucking fighter jet; is incredibly fucking expensive; it's so bad I'm considering changing jobs because of it.

I think that you're wrong:
1. Windows is good
2. Linux is best
3. Mac is a hot steaming cup of shit

@Demolishun FE, Ironic... I see what u did there 😏

@Root I'm very happy to give the feedback that I appreciate your quantum leap in streamlining the effectiveness of our lean and agile grass-roots outreach to partners and stakeholders alike.

"Cube cattle" 'Cos we all console cowboys in the end.

Man I wish I could switch off... I just get a strong urge to smile and say "whattefuckdidyoujustsayyoudumbidiotyourealizeyoujustspokewordsthathavenomeaningwhatsoeverstrategizingsystemizationbusinessplankpilookingassmofo?"

@kiki I've been pondering that as well. But I can't help but thinking that she's just a troll (maybe it's wishful thinking on my part as I genuinely think she's brilliant).

In my heart, I want her to be an extremely elaborate troll :)

@aviophile She did indeed. Though her brief comeback to actual porn was quite sad and pathetic. I wish she had stopped after bathwater and the original PH content.

Oh it's not the moving money... It's the moving itself that I dread 🤣 the packing and unpacking. First world problems I know....

Nice! I'm hunting too... I dread the move soooo much tho

I'd put Belle in the Jenna Jameson category myself... She's a trendsetter and a trailblazer. She pretty much invented thirst trapping and simp milking. Respect.

I hope it's for a core Eclipse dev.
Otherwise why the fuck do they get a say in which editor you wanna use?

Like, what if it were an island in Indonesia?

A bit of a cheesy answer: a junior dev can solve problems, a senior dev can identify them.

Also: a senior dev is someone people turn to for solutions, both from within the team but also for other teams.

@cafecortado or google chrome

The 1st rule of Python is: you have to complain about all code being "non pythonic" without ever saying how you could make it so.

The 1st rule of Ruby is: You have to try to explain to people that "Ruby" exists without "on Rails". You will always fail at it tho.

The 1st rule of C is: actually... You're probably doing something complex and important. Carry on.