I sit near a Spanish guy who talks to himself under his breath when writing code, I think its mostly swearing. You would think this would be annoying but I have grown fond of it as he sounds like a ninja, and its most entertaining to sit back and listen some times.

Will you PLEASE stop just commenting out code that doesn't work
Delete it
Please

Developer Says: We have trained a model to automatically categorize user posts.

Sales Department Says: We are building a decentralized peer to peer blockchain neural network based on a scalable containerized cloud of quantum computers to power internet of things devices in augmented reality while users get driven around in autonomous vehicles powered by machine learning and pay for renewable energy with cryptocurrencies.

Just had a meeting with clients...
Accurate as fuck.

!rant
Is there any static site generator or builder, like webpack but which builds/compiles static HTML files? In which we can use partials and things like sass etc.

Actually I am asking for another js module/framework... Sorry :|

Linux pople be like

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you walk in a job interview & see a white board...

Credits:commentsense888 but pretty sure (s)he copied it too

A penny for your thoughts...