Oh you want some screen real estate?

Haha fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Retro Gaming playlist by Spotify on Spotify is one of the best oldies playlists I found.

// Also remind me how old I am 😁

AI = A lot of If-else

Dirty backend

"Quality CSS" is much a fucking misnomer. As someone whose been writing this shit at scale for 15+ years I can tell you all CSS code is garbage. The only thing you should do is make sure you don't have name collisions. Classes/components are self contained. And use variables when possible. DRY makes sense usually, but if you're dogmatic about it you shoot yourself in the foot.

I swear I'm going to kill someone if I ever see another "create REST API with Express in 10 minutes" tutorial.

Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip

!Rant...

There are two types of people :
1. People who do backup
2. People who will start doing backup

Yesterday I advanced from type 2 to type 1 :-/

One of my first jobs as a Web Designer / Developer.

Boss had me update a WordPress site that the previous dude built. It had some pages that only members were meant to access.

These were listed on a navbar at all times. If the user clicked on them, a JS alert would show up telling the visitor to log in first.

That was the ONLY protection those pages had. No matter it was a WordPress-powered site, to begin. If you knew the URL or simply altered the code right there on the browser to remove the onclick-bound JS, you could get in.

And that was just the beginning of it. Eventually I convinced the boss to rebuild the site.

Who wrote the requirements for this shit?
💩

That moment when you've spent 3 hours debugging only to realise you weren't wrong. You were just debugging the wrong variable name...
I can stop questioning my life choices now.

!rant. Sometimes, trolling your fam is a lot of fun.
Just today my sister asked me how to type the character ÷ on her keyboard. I told her to press : and the - key and then just move it like so.

: -
: -
: -
:-
÷

See? Ez pz. She actually tried it and just said 'i cant, it erases everything'. And then all of my other siblings kept ranting the same thing. I forgot we were in group chat. And now its full of : and - spams. And im just here laughing my ass out.

Devrant is not the place to sort out your sex life. Try Tinder.

When you SSH into the wrong server and accidentally shutdown the main site 😑

Bugfixing is the art of unfixing bugs while eliminate other bugs

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

# Showing code so everyone knows it's the same code/file being executed.

Interesting in the difference of the time it takes.

May your holidays be filled with the happiest of memories 🎅🎄🎁

Q: Where does a developer use the bathroom at?

A: their IP Addresses 😎😎

I had to

First time in Bochum, Germany. Found this gem of an "iPad MacBook Pro".

First interview tomorrow. Wish me luck 😄

git pshu
git phsu
git puhs

**when you hear me typing fast**

I bet no one wants to know this but like I give a fuck

Start a new job.
It is amazing.
What, you will not pay my JetBrains? Ugh... cheap boss.
Do you call this scrum?
Now I need to build this dumbass feature.
Wait, all the seasoned people are leaving?
Why did I choose this place at first?
Linkedin.
Interview.
This sounds awesome.
Good salary.
Bye guys.

Start a new job...

True story.

Don't try to do everything on the main method.

Reinventing the wheel can be very valuable. Even if you don't create a better wheel, you'll learn a lot about how it works, which can really help you out in the long term.

I always get a little angry when I'm looking for the solution to a problem I have with JavaScript and the answerer has the solution in JQuery. Like, not everyone uses that people!