I want to have the abilities to code on a computer like an artist paints on a canvas or a writer tells a story on paper. But when I sit at my keyboard, I feel like I have writer's block and get frustrated -_-

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So happy to be making this last post

Perfect name of a son

I just wanted to place an order

Not a rant just a quick vent of rage, Geostatistics can eat a bag of dicks. Not just one a whole fucking bag.

Project managers are people that think 9 women can make a baby in 1 month

20 minutes trying to convince my boss (lead dev) that dynamically create tables on DB based on file name to store uploaded json content isn't a good design approach and he is still convinced that 500 lines will really impact performance that much on one table and that this is the best design...

Based on this approach, he wants to create another table with the user who last modified and the "fk" (not sure if he even knows what this is cause none of the fks here point to anything...) would be the table name... now I know where those hideous tables we have here come from...

Don't know if I laugh or cry...

when your PM sets a meeting for 7pm, postpones until 10pm and says: "no worries, we can do this another day"

u took my FRIDAY, WOMAN!

How to write a proper Hello World program in Java:

public class ProperJavaProgram {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        try {
            // Write the hello world file
            List<String> lines = Arrays.asList(
                    "#include <stdio.h>",
                    "int main() {",
                    "printf(\"Hello World!\\n\");",
                    "return 0;",
                    "}"
            );
            Path file = Paths.get("awesome-program.c");
            Files.write(file, lines, Charset.forName("UTF-8"));

            // Execute the file
            executeCommand("cc awesome-c-program.c -o awesome-executable");
            executeCommand("./awesome-executable");
        } catch (IOException e) {
            System.out.println("You're screwed, just use Java and get over it. " + e);
        }
    }

    public static void executeCommand(String command) {
        try {
            Process p = Runtime.getRuntime().exec(command); // Run the process
            BufferedReader stdInput = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(p.getInputStream())); // Get the output
            String s; // Print out the output
            while ((s = stdInput.readLine()) != null) {
                System.out.println(s);
            }
        } catch (IOException e) {
            System.out.println("You're screwed, just use Java and get over it. " + e); // UR SCREWED
        }
    }
}

One bad programmer can easily create two new jobs a year!

Trump.css lol

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

🤔 accurate?

Me when something doesn't have a brew formula...

When you accidentally start visual studio, and have to wait an eternity for it to load so you can close it..

Pregnant developer = No coffee = OMG 😱

You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google

Oh yeah!

When you spend an hour trying to fix a problem... And the fix turns out to be so obvious

When someone asks you to estimate a task and then uses it as a deadline 😡

Spinner Issue fixed.

What end users seem like