All South African devRanters, if there are atleast a few on here... Have any of you heard about the WeThinkCode program in Johannesburg?

Finally came in the mail!!

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for building such a great community

It's not much, but this is where I code and I love it! Better cluttered than empty...

Dear codebeautify.org,
Go kill yourself.

No one likes you. Go die.

Love,
poster983

P.S. I'm serious.

Senior developer fixing an issue

I had an interview today, i know i totally fucked up in my third round, but still that guy asked me hell of questions.
a) when to use fragment or activity
b) Application and Activity context difference
And some other questions which I think i tried and gave my best.
I know for some of u this kind of questions will be easy but hell no for me i m just a fresher who recently graduated and looking for a job as an Android developer.

I will be getting nightmares about this now. The guy fucked up real bad.

This is so annoying ...

Say GNU/LINUX !

Product Owner: "Our definition of done is putting it on production. So you are only done if it's on production. Otherwise our sprint goal is failed."

So we put it on production.

After deploy, some content manager appears: "Why is the system doing things? I was told this should not happen today."

"Erm, we have put the feature on production as we are only done if it's on production."

"Well, yes. But it should not be live yet!"

Oh well. Communication, or the lack thereof, does never fail to amaze me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

in the workplace, i have no access to internet, am not admin to my own computer and am not allowed to install anything (due to security reasons). i also happen to have quite some spare time so i'm writing nokia's good old snake game in visual studio and opengl so i can amuse myself both coding and playing. in a way, company pushes creativity and productivity even for slacking.

Never got the chance to meet my company's CTO... So I started meeting other company's CTO.

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Wife + Husband + Java

!rant

I have to admit that avatar builder is awesome! Great work dfox.

tfw I hit 10 +1s and can create my avatar

Sometimes I get self conscious about saying it too often

When you really need to wake up

Thanks for the stickers @dfox && @trogus!!!

lol 😁

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

A: They both become completely useless when you open Windows.

++1 if you want a devrant native app.

Suggest me projects for hobby on Ruby on Rails(intermediate level). ☺️
Anybody can join me too. Would just add it into our portfolios. :)

I work solo on the Network Services Team at American Eagle as a developer. I've been working on an application for diagnosing wireless from a devices perspective.

I'm extremely happy that my app will be rolled out to the first store for real testing, and get some feedback :)

best script ever :))

How ironic.