PHP stands for "Poor Helpless Programmers"

Remember defragging?

🤣 🤣 True story 🤣 🤣

There should be a communist programming language.

- There are no classes.
- There is no inheritance.
- All code is executed simultaneously, since it's equal.
- All variables are global, since everything belongs to everyone
- There are no private functions
- Every function must have side effects, for the 'greater good'
- As soon as it is written, you no longer own the code
- Instead the code owns you
- And your machine

I slowly get why this thing didn't work out on society either.

I wonder if they meant half-availability. . .

Uncle Bob said to always be verbose with your naming 👍

I'm still remembering that one time a friend of mine asked me to pass him the WiFi-cable.

I know, that sounds like a cliche, but it's getting better...

We are both information and communication engineering students...

I told him to think about what he just said and after some seconds of thinking he responded with "Oh yea, I forgot that my laptop doesn't have a WiFi Jack..."

He's passing most exams with distinction btw...

I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

I've seen many setups on here
So here is mine

I am a Vim user and I know how to exit!

Anyone else? 😂

Broke Up with my girl.
Can't focus on Project.
Plz help, tell me how you guys recover from this.

No Girlfriend..

Such dedication much wow

How you can make the perfect clickbait that will even bring highly intellectual software engineers to click on your things?
It is very easy you only have t... [read more]

When you find a bug in your code...😭

That moment when you google the error...
find the same query on three different sites...
realise that all three were posted by the same user...
and all three are unanswered.. 😑

Hence proved, CSS is more difficult than rocket science..

Born to troll

So true 😋

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

Once I failed captcha 4 times in a row. My colleagues told me: "Update your firmware, RoboCop"

I find i enjoy programming so much better to program on a desktop rather than a laptop.

Just noticed you can ++ a rant by double tabbing it. Nice hidden feature :)

A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games. - Good monkey, it's worth the money. He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad." "Nice, even I don't know those things." On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price 20000$. The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details. "And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?" "I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!"

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Well that's one way to explain it

I discovered this the 'new' open source OS by Google named Fuchsia. Build from the kernel up so no Linux.

Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

Someone steals my external monitor.
me: That's my monitor
thief: No its mine. See all my desktop icons are there.
me: speechless