oh boi

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

Somewhere in the Parallel Universe.

Who wrote this fucking algorithm!

Me, a junior dev: * reports an important issue and a possible fix *

Senior dev 1: nah, it'll do just fine.

Senior dev 2: that won't be an issue, don't you see? It's under control, man.

Senior 3: why are you even here? Why are you even talking?

Manager: yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

* a year after releasing the product, one of the seniors got fired and another one was hired *

New senior: this thing is bananas, code is inconsistent and there's memory leaks everywhere, how does that even work?

Me: nobody believed me when I said that.

Manager: it did work very well, where's the issue?

Me: it's everywhere, goddammit! Don't you see?

New senior: junior dev is right.

Me: I've been a WHOLE YEAR saying that!

Manager: did you? Really? Nah, you didn't.

...

I'm tired of this shit.

-- How I feel at work lately, in terms my wife understands --

Me: There's a gas leak, we need to fix it.

Manager: Yeah, use some duct tape, here's a roll.

Me: That's not how we fix a problem like this.

Manager: Will it work to solve the problem?

Me: Only temporarily

Manager: Ask your co-worker if you need help using duct tape, he's used it before. When will it be fixed?

Genius troll 😂😂

Software engineer

penguins ...

Javascript why? (－‸ლ)

This is what happens every time I look at Microsoft’s C# docs after someone tells me to

trust my unit tests

How can I un-see this 😑😑

"I learn really fast and almost never need to look at the documentation."

@matvelloso on Twitter

That moment when you fear the end has come.

Using this Microsoft keyboard every day at work. Decided to CSSonly it some time ago. Thought I would share :)

https://codepen.io/kfalencik/full/...

That moment, when you're on a hurry and hit "update now" by mistake. Been 45 minutes staring at the screen

Classic

Nice try Trello....

I'm a software developer

True story. 😂

Found this gem on Neil Fraser's blog!

Taken from Reddit

From r/linuxmasterrace (u/KeithKatar)

How many times has this conversation happened at your workplace?

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, its not that good.

Well I did exactly what it said I would.

Just developer things. :D

How do you even come up with shit like this?

Searched "Shutdown" and Windows recommends me to install 2 different apps or make a web search for it instead of an option to shutdown my PC.
If this is the kind of "AI" Microsoft is making, I think we should be concerned 😒