@divil features missing could be bugs *whistles*

Add monitoring

This is sometimes how I got through tedious computer labs. "This is not challenging enough but can I do it drunk?"

Seriously people? In no way is this okay, and there is no way they would've explicitly said "male programmer" had it been a male. This is blatantly obvious sexism, don't try to minify it or reduce the severity of it, be upset and angry instead.

Ranked by hardcore-ness

cat/echo is tied for first - using grep for search and sed for replace. This is truly as baller as it gets.

ed - the most user-hostile editor ever created

nano - because no-one used it anymore so no one can help you and there aren't any nice plugins as far as I'm aware

Emacs - it has nyancat-mode and elisp. You could really not want for anything else. This is the people's editor, where people is defined as people willing to learn what M-x means. It will also give you RSI if you don't rebind Meta and Super. Trust me, I know from experience.

Vi(m) - is always available when ssh:ing into another computer. Everyone should know at least a little vim even though you can open an emacs window inside a terminal.

Atom/sublime/... You are a renaissance person, begone ye old ideas of yore. Give me something ergonomic, that is pretty out of the box, and that other non-peogrammers can use :)

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But seriously, Emacs with vim-keybindings is probably the best YMMV