WhiteSpaces in black themed editors are not white 🙅

Open terminal, do this
telnet mapscii.me

Have fun

I'm never making fun of people who go to Stack Overflow for answers ever again.

I mean, have you guys seen this? A leap-second causing 100% CPU use in MySQL, and a dude figures it out like it was nothing, and provides a quick solution!

https://stackoverflow.com/a/...

The reason why aliens are avoiding earth:
Me : Guys, the CI/CD pipeline is ready. ci.yaml is our config file, so don't remove it as the deployments will fail.
**10 seconds later**
slack: BUILD FAILED
Me: *Looks at git commits* "Brian removed ci.yaml

Wtf BRIAN!🖕🖕🖕🖕

Anyone know small-medium companies hiring front end devs around the eu?

Or any recruiters with a soul?

React btw. Thanks.

Why yes. This is a last resort. Thanks for noticing/criticizing

When kids watch tutorials on youtube and think they wanna become black hat hackers and tell everyone that thay are black hat hackers 😂😂
Source : reddit

I use the URL box a lot to google things. This is fine, until I need to google a namespaced function, or something similar. I'll try to just google array.splice and it tries to take me to

http://www.array.splice/

I just stare at the connection error for a second, realizing that I deserve what I got. Then I add @google or JavaScript before it and proceed with my day.

The minor annoyances of being a dev.

https://github.com/opal/opal/...

Ｔｈｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ＵＮＩＣＯＤＥ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｂｉｌｉｔｙ　ｔｏ　ｍａｋｅ　ｉｔ　ｈａｒｄ　ｔｏ　ｐａｒｓｅ　ｗｈａｔ　ｈｕｍａｎｓ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｓｅｅ　ａｓ　ＡＳＣＩＩ

- Why don't you write error messages?
- Ehm, ok I'll write them.

Missed the opportunity to participate in a company wide gamejam cause I don't read my business emails 😢

but then I found out that anyone who doesn't participate gets those days off, which coincidentally fall on Thursday and Friday, and the Monday after that is a national holiday 😁

I had to install a program whose setup file size was 3GB and I already had that setup in my pendrive, but my pendrive was in the other room so instead of going there and bringing that pendrive, I re-downloaded the setup.

My other room is hardly 5m away

Did anyone notice this?
Today's date is a palindrome: 8 10 2018
👻😍

Agree with bill?

Docker: "Build, Manage and Secure Your Apps Anywhere. Your Way."

Also Docker: "To run Linux in Windows, sacrifice 3 virgins."

Why is there no devDuck cape for Angular?

Well, If string length was the reason, "ng" would've sufficed.

Where is the location of hell for bad SQL devs?

NO "WHERE"

You think dating is hard? I eat dates for breakfast.

No, the fruit.

The developer's date
-----------------------------------
Me working as a developer, after a date with a cute girl
Bestie: Bro, how was the date?
Me: We cant be in a relationship.
Bestie: Why man? She is cute, she likes you and she has got a decent job.
Me: Yeah the third one is the problem. She is a SOFTWARE TESTER!!!😫

After almost 3 years of hard work here’s my Bedroom setup. I produce music as a hobby in addition to dev’ing and 3d graphics(blender/VR/opengl) stuff. Sorry for the unmade bed 😅. Build my first custom pc last October

- I7 7700K
- Asus OC 1080ti
- 32 GB DDR4
- 2 512GB Samsung 960 pro (one for each os)

Feel free to ask about anything else

Linux is sooo offensive. I think we should replace the 'sudo' command with pretty_please or something like that. What if the PC doesn't feel like executing the command? At this point, sudo-ing can be considered rape.

Got a job as an Android Developer 🎉🎉🎉

Interviewing a candidate for a dev position.

Interview is over and handshakes commence.

After the interview we have a debrief in a room that has hand sanitizer in it (just coincidence).

I squirt some and it comes out like a rocket ship; getting all over one of his resumes we printed. It looks like jizz...

One of the head guys walks in a says:

“I hope he didn’t hand you the resume like that.”

To which one of our ops people, let’s call her Sara, says...

“No, leanrob just REALLY likes his resume!!!”

> I almost fucking died from laughter

My dad found a phone a few weeks ago and asked me what he should do with it. Knowing how much it hurts to lose personal data, I said I could try to find the owner and send it back.

My first attempt was to search through the files on the SD card in order to find an identifying document (CV, bill, address...) but there were only family pictures.

My second attempt was to unlock the phone and check the information about the owner and the accounts linked to it. But for this to be possible adb has to be enabled. Good thing is that that particular brand shows an option for activating adb on the recovery menu.

But then, it's Android Oreo and I haven't found a way to lift the lock pattern. I thought I could bruteforce it over the shell (as I found there could be about 1300 possibilities for 2 to 5 point patterns), but there is the same attempt throttling as on the screen so that would take ages.

Finally, I found the owner in the most "social" way : The phone was displaying the weather for a particular place. It turns out that there are only 3K inhabitants in that city, si I thought that a big enough Facebook group might help me find the owner. So I posted a message on a 500 people FB group dedicated to this city with a selfie of the owner : someone identified her within 20 minutes.

Mission accomplished 😎

You: fuck me in the ass
Me, an intellectual: penetrate me in the vulnerabilities

How do devs React when they realize Vue is upside-down triAngular? (Share ur clever answers)

Customer: CSS is not loading on [specific phone model & browser], here's a screenshot

Even your IDE is sick of that utter bullshit you call "code".

Your opinion > /dev/null

"Let me review your code, I used to work as a toilet cleaner"