No SOAP for the RESTed.

After a year of planning and researching and waiting. I finally realised. Fuck it. Let’s fucking do it already. So over the next 2 months, I’m gonna get other parts and have a real fucking rig ready.

Soon... my new server room...

Happy Valentine’s Day guys!

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha.

How can you take someone seriously when they send you email in Comic Sans? 🤦🏻‍♂️

When your question on StackOverflow has more than 5 upvotes and an accepted answer with around 10 upvotes, and then some asshole moderator decides it is a duplicate and deletes it.

When everyone seems to be showing off their setups, let me present to you my cable hell. 😓

Guess what I just killed?

Does the slack app for devRant still work?

If you start writing a rant at 11.58, you will start your new year with a rant.

Why the fuck do I still get these. All. The. Fucking. Time.

"I have nothing to hide."

I admit, I did utter these disgraceful words once. But I now take privacy seriously.

What is really sad and potentially dangerous is the fact that younger people do not give a fuck about privacy. Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram - these people use these apps and do not pay ANY attention to what might be the consequences of their actions.

The more data they own, the more they own you. We should start a privacy basics course in high school. Things could get out of hand in the future, as if they already aren't.

Dear fellow devs, I would like to remind you to get up and drink a glass of water once in a while.

At least drink enough so that your pee is clear. Just trying to look out for you guys.

A year ago I bought an iPhone 7. 3 months later I exchanged it with my brother for a OnePlus 3T.

Now my brother wants it back. 😭

I wanted to explore the devRant API. But couldn't find any resource. I know it's unofficial but there has to be a minimal wiki with the endpoints available right? Could someone point me to it?

16 GB RAM and my IntelliJ can't handle a gradle refresh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just want my internet back. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Woke up late. Hurriedly got ready for work. Booked an Uber. Opened slack to say I'll be late. Finds out everyone is WFH.

Now I am going to office alone in a 50 minute commute like an idiot.

Coworker on call: I can't here you.

Me: Hold on.

*moves a centimeter*

Me: Can you hear me now?

I guess I'm "installing" a bank account today...

Thank you devRant for making me feel like a teenager once again! Every time I get a ++ it makes me ever so slightly happier!

Has anyone switched to Firefox Quantum? I have. I haven't missed Chrome at all.

So I like to put on some music while I shower.

For some godforsaken reason I put YouTube on autoplay.

Ended up listening to a 5 minute ad instead.

Friend: Hey, so what do you do?

Me: I build backend systems and apis. I work with java/mongodb. I dable into some elixir and kotlin on my free time.

Friend: Cool, can you build me an Android app?

So I have about 150 games on steam and guess how many I have played? Damn those steam sales.

The horror when you see a 3000 line Java class - services, daos, tasks - everything in one file.

In light of this week's topic - I need your thoughts. I am planning to quit my current job. In your experience, should I have another job before quitting or look for it full time. I just got my appraisal - will the salary at the new job match my increased salary or would it be the same. Note, I have only 1 year experience.

Nobody can help you now...

Today I am fucked.

I hate the new MacBook Pro's keyboard sound. It's ridiculous.