Thanks buddy!

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

As a German I approve

Boss: Logo needs to be more grey. Touch it up in photoshop.

Me: .logo {opacity: 0.6;}

Boss: perfect!

So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!

</sarcasm>

That moment when that peculiar fork of a library that one of your colleagues required in a project disappears on github.

Users...

Shit, I'm reading devRant in Church! Please forgive me dear Lord.

I had to

There's no place like ~

My Github project was stared 15 times, I'm so proud of myself ! :D

Technology :)

when it's Christmas time and U really like Visual Studio 😂😂😂

Hey kid, wanna try this new JS framework?

Note to self: stop trying to write literally everything modular, it's not always the best thing to do.

How to present your app/library more positively:
It's slow and bulky -> "It's feature-rich"
It hardly does anything -> "It's lightweight"
It has no comments -> "It's self-documenting"

"Never fix a bug which has stayed in the system for a long time, unless asked for. The bug might actually be a feature for the user."

- My supervisor

I'm a teapot
https://www.google.com/teapot

I gleefully await the day that languages are so high level that stack traces can be generated simply for unintended behavior, not just errors

Client side validation op xD

For a fun ride, run this in a terminal:

find / -exec cat {} ';'

In my company we developped a tool where we enter the average salary of all members of the meeting and then let a timer run which would show how much money the company spent on that specific meeting.
Needless to say that meetings were way shorter after that

A C++ programmer "My 0th son was born yesterday!"

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

So simple yet so understandable!

An example of why you can't just use templates for everything.

Bruteforce IRL

So I recently bought my first house (yay!).

Whilst doing the initial viewings I saw the below on the backyard and thought "hey that's neat, I can leave a key in there for when I come in late and my fiancée is asleep.

Fast forward to moving in day and the previous owners hand me the keys so I ask "oh yeah, what's the code for the keysafe" and he just looks at me completely blank, so I'm just like "the box on the wall out back" and he's just like "oh! So that's what that is. No we've never had the code for that, bye."

Being a pen tester I'm just stood there dumbfounded thinking "How the hell can you have a locked box attached to your house and not want to know what is inside!"

Anyway, that brings us to now where I'm stood outside in December on a Sunday morning brute forcing my way into my own keysafe.

I wish this didn't run so many parallels with my work life 😂

This is soo me reading previous dev code without documentation