Is it alive
or is it dead
nobody can tell

Holy fuck, muscle memory just saved my ass.

At a train station wanting to do some work on my mini laptop which has disk encryption (LUKS I think). Realised that I forgot the password partly 😬

Few tries.... incorrect. FUCK.

*hey, let's try to let my hands do the work based on muscle memory!*

*starts typing the password (its insanely long) and presses enter*

*succesfully unlocked, booting...*

😅

GDPR done right. 😂😂

This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

courageous

What do these buttons even do?!

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

Svg. Ever heard of it?

I wonder what Bing would be thinking right now...

Someone wanted to make a product that competes with Windows. It was to be called Doors. When they applied for a trademark they were stopped by Gates.

HOW TRANSIT SHOULD WORK
🚌 🏃
🚌 🏃
🚌 🏃
💨 🏃
🚶‍♂️ oh fuck I missed the bus
🚶‍♂️ glad there's another in 6 minutes!

HOW TRANSIT DOES WORK (IN THE US)
🚌 🏃
🚌 🏃
🚌 🏃
💨🏃
🚶‍♂️ oh fuck I missed the bus
🚶‍♂️ not another for an hour
🚶‍♂️ hope I don't lose my job.

Windows Update.

Enough said 😤

P.S. been 2 hours already 😭

Everytime you see a newbie developer, please tell him to stop making jokes on hacking nasa with html

Great, hired as a python developer, only doing JavaScript

damn this is brilliant

C is still relevant

There's a spending machine in my job that uses a tablet with an app as the interface. I downloaded Spotify, put some music and switch back to the app. It's funny to see the people trying to find where the music came from.

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

void function(void* arg=nullptr);

I find your argument null and void.

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

mood asf

seriously man, how do u do that

penguins ...

No,Thanks I can wait one more day.

Heavy lifting.

Singalong

I love VSCode though.

Docs!

Ok bye....

love finding those lol