Do you know what's happening in Delhi right now? Probably the smallest devRant meet.

It's just me and ceee, chilling over chai!

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

My avatar has some catching up to do

This is a trap.

How i listen to songs while coding:

Take a headphone, using it, start coding..., after 2 hours, damn i forgot start the music 🙄

seniorDev has added the feature, which has got deployed. I thought added feature is not appropriate and i forced him to remove the feature. After few days, clients demanded same feature
Moral: respect SeniorDev.

Day after the weekend. 😂

This is a pretty good ad.

Users: Are you going to make your Products cheaper and put better GPUs and CPUs in your desktops and laptops?
Apple:

FUCK YOUR OPEN SPACE OFFICE!!!!

AND FUCK YOUR HOT DESKING!!!

As a developer, is it too much to ask for a quiet section? 😭

OMFG! I just fell over laughing 😁🤯

This is so mean

Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

Church proyect...

Client: we want our logo in our new website

Me: ok no problem just give me the....

Client: but we dont want ppl to be able to download it.

Me: excuse me but that is not posible cuz...

Client: where is your faith! Nothing is imposible.

Me: proceed to stare in disbelief....

I just realized i haven't left my home in 4 days.

If i die, please commit my code before calling an ambulance.

Finally!
I installed gitlab at our company. I ranted about not using any version control whatsoever in the past but now it happened!

My boss wanted to see a project I was working on for himself so I copied the project to a usb drive and gave it to him. I used git for the project locally and I told him to use this too if he changes anything. And that it would be a great idea to have this centralised on our server. He agreed and I told him he just had to give me the order to implement it. He was like "go ahead" and one hour later we had a gitlab up and running.
We will have some internal training to do and then we are in the 21st century!

I'm so happy right now.

I identify with this far too much.

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

Am I nice, should I share with the team...? 😅😅

What IS devops??

Got my first job. I get to work at a call center. (^^)

Everyday story of Windows users and applications

Sometimes violence is the only one answer.

Huh!! Yes They Are ;

I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.

Choosing Linux over Windows

Holy shit, what a bitch of a day

The good spaghetti code stuff

He is going places.

lol 😂😂😂