Friend: So you're a programmer? You must be good in hacking WiFis and sht.
Me: Uhm..
Friend: Can you hack my PayPal account using HTML?
Me: Say no more.

That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates gnu+linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😀😄😙

Anyone knows a good source for Pc/laptop stickers?

I'm currently an iOS developer and i have to learn .NET for work. It's a fucking mess of an environment. Everything I try to learn seems to be outdated. smh

Spent the past two hours debugging why ethernet wasn't working on a newly build PC... The other end of the cable wasn't in properly

Sometimes I wish my girlfriend was able to write code so we could talk and share our code and thoughts.

Sometimes I thank God she finds it the most boring thing on Earth and we get to talk about other things and decompress.

It's important for developers to remember that......

For the rest of the world a "string" and a "thread" are the same thing..

!rant

My laptop feels complete again. I'm back up to 32gb RAM after being down to 8 for a few months...

Now i can have all the virtual machines open without worrying about maxing out my system... time to go break things while I learn what they do! 😄

A few years ago, i got a call which went like this:

Phone: *rings*

Me: *looks at call, recognises the number and picks up*

Me: "Hello! Haven't heard from you in a while! How are you doing?"

Him: "I have a problem with my PC, could you..."

Me: *hangs up*

Aside from not even getting a "hello, how are you?" at the start of the call, here's the plot-twist:

A - This was my goddamn Brother calling

B - It was my goddamn birthday

//Todo means never do

Hello! Im new to this! My name is Kevin and I cant wait to be apart of this awesome community!

"Cable management'' pic of the day.

Why on Earth would an API require me to provide input like this?

{"this": "{\"is\": \"not\"}", "how": "{\"json\": \"works\"}"}

😡

I'm the kind of guy that hates working with asp.net and prefer working in PHP...
I know I'm weird

Every "hacking" scene in every movie.

But...😭😭😭

My specialization exam is over hurray! But what now? Went from working 30+ hours a week to 0.
Never have i felt so empty, from coming home feeling tired and a need to relax with games to just existing.

I literally got home, stared at my desktop for about an hour, and then began work on one of my friends exam projekt... I think I'm broken :p

Windows Task Manager needs a 'Kill it with FIRE!' option.

“You only make that face when your dick is on fire," – Silicon Valley S04E10

Oldies

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

Who else thinks having their devrant avatar in this loading screen (in the app) will give it a more personal touch? ;)

When a restaurant banner gives you an error message.

Much needed ♥☕

Her: I study DBMS

Me: (trying to impress her) I'm a table

😂😂😂

On the next episode of "when life gives you lemons" we will teach you how to enter a USB correctly on the first go. Yes, you heard me, after 7 years of research, and 2 years of not research, we did it!

Its only been 5 mins in the app...already feeling at home.

!rant

My girlfriend just got those for her laptop