my life in project...

Who all are excited for this years WWDC !?

Id rather work than socialize.

Sometimes I really hate Android studio. 😞

That time of day again!

I wish I could git blame life.

That awkward moment when your shower has a better commit streak than you.

Realized I haven't posted what the back of my laptop looks like post-stickers. Here it is guys!

Five phases of SDLC

"When the browser is exactly these obscure midrange dimensions on this one page the side-bar nav just freaks out. fix it." -QA Lead
Love this type of problem first thing in the morning.
#NeedMoreCoffee

If devrant was like google play store:
"I'll just give you a -1 before reading your rant, If I like your rant I'll give you a +1 later". Never comments again.

Had a request from a client once, "I'd like that our site supports only IE10 and above. However if the visitor uses older IE version, say IE6, things should look and work the same as IE10".

Bad coders bad coders what you gonna do what you gonna do when I come to you

- Crash

@localhost I think you ought to seriously consider adding a new feature- myRants

I noticed people using hashtags in rants. # really? We should use //

//theneworder

Wow! After 8 years using Obj-C i really feel like I've mastered this...aaaaand...everything is in Swift now :/

Pro tip: preserve your job by not documenting it.

Reality

Waiting for updates to install.

I worked on an Android sdk that download code from remote server and run it. the I needed to added a feature that recognize when the user went to sleep(inactivity and in charger) wake the phone and start litecoin mining till someone touch the phone. it was evil but cool.

Hardest thing to find when you forget it.

That feeling you get when your team is killing a lot of bugs

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like:

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Coolest project : I revamped classic old school "Rogue" game ☺️
(while I was learning C programming)