What's worse than not writing comments?!
Writing shitty useless irrelevant ones!

I dont know which one is more frightening!
Having a bug on the first run or not having one until production...

- How is your day going?

+ I was watching YouTube until a 15 seconds ad came up, switched to play a game while waiting, lost in the very beginning, aaaand a game ad showed up!

- ...

I mean, we all have been there...

Is it me or you also feel guilty for handing over the shitty code that does the job and try to make it better before handing over?

*Moves to another town to start a new job
*Been living in a dorm for the past month
*Starts looking for flats to rent
*Misses a few nice ones because he finds their ads a few hours late
*Starts developing an app that looks for new flat ads that matches his requirements and notifies him of their existence
*Finds a nice flat by accident before he even finish developing the app
*Refuses to rent it only because he believes his app could do better!

Me in a nutshell!

Look at that fried ethernet cable, Morty!

My friend has made a shitty swamp air cooler

My Nexus 6 died after 2 years of use and I got Oneplus 5 instead!