The bugs have learned to hide

Well yeah. He is right!

The man behind the legend!

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

So today I got really triggered when i hear this guy say that coding is cancer. I stand up and instantly the first thing going through my mind is that it's the battle of the nerds. He says he tried ALL of the programing languages out there and they were shit. I asked if he tried C# and he still says coding is cancer even though he has never even heard of any C# syntax. I asked if he used Batch as a started language and he still says it. So I just decided to roast him by saying "did you put .bat at the end of the file when you were saving? Oh wait never mind, I forgot your lazy ass doesn't have the intelligence to understand how to save"
Surprisingly everyone was silent and most likely didn't understand what I had said. So I just left wondering if he even bothered to get a guide on syntax for any of the languages he would have liked.

Product requirements created by PDM be like

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix

I'm the only one here that still uses jquery instead of some angular/react/vanilla/random JS frameworks?

What are some good developer pick up lines? '#TODO: You' is my favorite :P

Best experience: Learned about templates

Worst experience: Had to use templates

Take my money !

Great timing.

Guy: can you help me rob a bank using HTML?
Me: 😐

For the build is dark, and full of errors.

True!

You want to be Satan?
1) Make this their desktop background
2) Install a program that disables their mouse.
3) hide their taskbar
4) hide their desktop icons.
5) Profit!

Intellisense at its best

Never underestimate the power of "this" in JavaScript

Hello devRant!
I'm at Code Europe (Krakow, Poland)
Any devranters here? :D

Straight in dem feels

Salute this guy 😃

The moment you are refreshing YouTube and the site updates a new style.

Javascript moving to fast...

When you're in Word and press CTRL+P to search for a segment in the document...

Or press CTRL+F5 on Sublime Text

Or press CTRL+S in the browser...

My brain can't handle this...

That's not machine learning for me...

😂😂 Innovation

I have a screenshot(!) of data I am supposed to import into a database... Visible in the screenshot is also A FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS "EXPORT TO EXCEL" !!! 👿

Who knew, Usb and rj45 are the same width? Not me after spending 10 mins trying to work out why mouse not working.

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

Found this at work today.