Who else thinks commit messages in lower case look more neat?

This is my motivation.

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

pshht 🤫😄

When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

Why not! 😂

How to vertically center in css..

When frontend is ready before backend

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Most helpful error log ever...

I got my wife pregnant despite birth control being used... You could say she *puts on sunglasses* failed the penetration test.

I'll see myself out.

Did you say security?

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

It changed my life, really. 😁

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

1969 vs 2017

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

And then there is this beauty...

Oh shit

"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

Debian is installing itself in Florida