I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

LOL...😂😂😂

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

Honest Virus

when I was upgrading from windows 7 to 10 , this is how it felt like

Finally I found the community where the developers feel happy, pity & LOL for each others delight and distress.

Thanks <devRant&&Co*in>

When one of your staff members asks "what's a file path?" It's times like these that I am ever so grateful that @dfox hooked me up with a squishy ball.

fucking pooh

Today a Coworker got a little piece of paper acknowledging that he was a Git master, two hours later he fucked up all the branches.

When you decide to TeamView yourself

It's a satisfying moment when you actually get work done on a personal project. It's comforting knowing I am capable of not being a lazy shit all the time. Gotta keep this up.

"What we can do to get all on time? ", manager asks
"Can we have 4 more developers on the project?", dev asks
"No, that's not gonna happen. Let's be realistic", manager says
"Is it realistic to ask 3 devs to ship 20 features in a week, reviewed and tested?" dev asks
"Actually 2 of you, because our contractor goes into a vacation. But you can do overtimes, can't you?"
"I prefer not to but even in that case I can't guarantee that as it's not realistic. But at least can I leave earlier and work more from home more because there are severe delays on the train lines and if I have to commute 4 hours a day it won't help", dev says
"Well, I'm not sure if that's a good idea. You have to communicate with people, you know. We have to ship things. But we can discuss this tomorrow as I have to leave early today. I have to take my kids from school"

Really? Wtf?

What the fuck did I just read

No question is stupid they said!!

fuck Windows 10 anniversary update

One of the best comment found in source code!! 😂😂

mr robot season 2 episode 5

What your family thinks when you make a website

I run a small business and sometimes I really think my employees are messing with me with the questions that they have about computers

My first photo
On my first work desk
At my first work day
Of my first dev. Work

Touch it. *crackle* *snap* *pop*

Interviewing is much harder than it was even a few years ago. I go into it knowing I probably won't get the job. It may sound negative but it relieves the pressure. I also make note of what I didn't do well on so I can work on it. Last year I wanted to leave my job so I would go to interviews at lunch and do phone interviews in the parking lot. I was turned down for soo many jobs. Just a couple of years ago I could get a job in one or two interviews. Things have gotten more complicated. It used to be if you knew even a little about a backend language and a little sql you could easily get a job. It has all changed. I think the javascript framework of the month thing has only made it worse.

Code everything!

Corporate joke

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

*She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-*
_"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."_

*Man below replied :-*
_"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."_

*Lady :-* _"You must be an engineer."_

*Man :-* _"How do you know?"_

*Lady :-* _"Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."_

*Engineer :-* _"You must be in Top Management."_

*Lady :-* _"Ya. How do you know?"_

*Engineer :-* _"You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge._
_You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!

Struggle for Designers :D

My living room

!rant
How old are you ranters?
Cause I feel like I'm too old for this these days. You may write the truth or you may not. feel free.

When you miss a comma 😝

The computers at my local vet clinic are suspended with eyebolts and leashes so they don't get pee'd on.

I'm fairly certain that someone who is willing to type:

$command -h
$command --help
or
man $command

...would be more valuable than a lot of the people I work with who ask me for help.