It's always great when our agent helps us out

*when you press alt + enter*

~🍓

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

Q: What language is most used in programming?

A: Profanity.

Stolen from Programmer Humor

For fuck's sake,if you are teaching "Machine Learning For Developers",you don't have to waste a whole hour explaining what the fuck a variable is or what is an if statement.Developers know what that is....aaargh.Off to sleep.

This week kicked my ass. I haven't been this happy about a Friday in quite some time.

This was on my atm today...

And that's why we're all single...

When you finally reach 20 on Stack Overflow reputation.

So true.

All the cheesiness 😂

Rants, Google Instant way.

This would be neat

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Message from God to Python developers

My girlfriend and I have been bored last weekend so we made some 8bit style Lego figures which are now decorating my home office :) (well in fact she made most of them)

absolutely

Had a random dream last night where different JavaScript Frameworks were different flavour ice creams. No matter which one I tried I kept coming back to vanilla...

It's quite "sed" and "awk"ward. 😂

When a coworker thinks that you're friends because they watched The IT Crowd with 1337 subtitles on

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

Who wants one?

Who else think this is awesome

Fixing interface with "temporary" solution
PS: please hide it from electricians (even hobbyist). It can scary them to death.

Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

For windows people

I'm starting a new job next week so I don't currently have a desk, but my boyfriend loves the cross stitched Yoshis I made for him!

Also, fuck cross stitching. It's the worst. I'm never doing it again. What was supposed to be a Christmas gift turned into a belated Valentine's gift.

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.