Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.

sketching keeps my sanity alive while coding or UX designing

And it works!😊😊

This dev world is still so damn fucking sexist, it's driving me nuts.

"it's so cool seing a GIRL doing this stuff"
"wow you're so tech savy for a GIRL"
"you're too CUTE to be a developer"
"how does it feel to be a GIRL in dev"

Just treat us like fucking human beings for once instead of pretty, empty objects.

"You look mad."
"I'm running android studio on 4gb."
"What does that mean?"
"God hates me.."

Today we launched the website that I’ve been working on for months. But the stress and fatigue of everything else (my personal life, the sleepless nights) got to me. Even though I got it done and it looks great, all I can focus on is how I ended the project. How I let the frustration of everything get to me. I just needed to get that off my chest.

Debug.Log("Works")
Debug.Log("WORKS")
Debug.Log("WORKING")
Debug.Log("WORKIIIIIIING")
Debug.Log("WORKSES")
Debug.Log("WOREJRIE")
Debug.Log("KILL ME")
Debug.Log("TRUE")
Debug.Log("FALSE")
Debug.Log("I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT FUCKING WORK")
Debug.Log("IF YOU SEE THIS YOU WIN AT LIFE")
Debug.Log("IF YOU SEE THIS YOU ARE A FAILURE")
Debug.Log("FUUUUUUCK")
Debug.Log("FUCK ME")
Debug.Log("EICUEF738DKWIS")

I'm wanting to try and develop an Android app, but I want to include Add and a paid version.. what's a good closed-source license? (I'm used to working with GPLv3)

I basically want to hold all rights and disallow modification and distribution.

I got 99 problems but encoding ain’t one

This is a valid point.

I was learning about packets and I was trying pirni (like Wireshark for iPhone) on my local network. I found a packet of my my roommate about a recipe of fancy a fancy dish

me: *enters the kitchen* Bro you need to see this I got this sick recipe of $fancyDish that I really wanna try

le roommate: THERES NO WAY ARE YOU FREAKING KINDING

I know its wrong to spy on peoples trafic but it was worth it hahaha

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Old but gold

You say they are looking for me, but when i contact them they pretend like they dont even know me.

"You can't do everything using PHP"

Well that's where u are wrong kiddo!😉

Me watching Bitcoin price and regretting not investing in it

Me: I mend shoes

Yes please. Do it! #StackOverflowRulez
But he missed Ctrl+A 😂

When a non-coworker stars your project on github.

I've been doing it in my whole life!!

Being a programmer is easy!
It's like riding a bike
Except
The bike is on fire
you're on fire
everything is on fire
and you're in hell

android devs starter pack

Mystery number strikes again for the third round.

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

Currently trying to write a dark theme solution for the security blog in pure JavaScript (no jquery).

This is way easier than I thought!

Our blood pressure device has Intellisense

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

Git commit of the day "fixed something, I think..." I hope my coworkers don't hate me...

*A generic rant that will offend everyone*

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS DAMN BRAINFUCK LIBRARY WITHOUT PROPER DOCUMENTATION.

THIS ENTIRE LANGUAGE WAS CLEARLY INTENDED AT READABILITY, SO STOP TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY.

YOU MOTHER FUCKING BRAINFUCK DEVS, PLEASE WRITE CLEARLY EXPLAINED, PROPER DOCS.

GOODNIGHT.