When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

I think this guy was born for this job.

pshht 🤫😄

I never make the same mistake twice, I make it eight or nine times just to be sure.

String name;
String number
String dob;

A few days ago, I finally switched from Win 10 to Linux. Now, I see an open source world of customization, free of any bloatware or BSOD. And it feels great ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

... how was your first encounter with python?
uhmm, well...

It's good to start the day with a fancy cappuccino😍

Me: Hey Dave, wanna hear a TCP joke?
Dave: Uhh, sure...
Me: OK I'll tell you a TCP joke..
Dave: Please don't.
Me: Are you ready to receive my TCP joke?
Dave:...
Me: OK I'm sending my TCP joke. It'll be 4 words long and 27 bits large.
Dave:... Screw this, I'm going home now.

Damn True

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>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

I'm sure some here can relate.

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1969 vs 2017

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How I feel when I have to do the marketing side of a website.

We are a hosting company.

That means that we host websites and servers.

Hat does NOT mean that we manage your FUCKING APPLICATIONS.

THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO'S GOING TO ASK ME APPLICATION RELATED QUESTIONS OR TRIES TO CONVINCE ME THAT IT REALLY IS A MOTHERFUCKING HOSTING ISSUE IS GOING TO GET A FUCKING FIST IN THEIR EYES.

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK.

Writing a change log must be fun.

Client : Now mail me the project "directly". Don't send it in files. I donno how to open files!!
Me : Directly? o-O

Just me, explaining how my code works.

I would do this, if I had a job

A client asked if we could change their nameservers to wix's ones.

"we want to move to wix because one of my best friends can create a professional site there"

My eyes are bleeding and I think I just spontaneously got aids AND cancer at the same time.

Send help. Please.

Nothing​ is Secret Anymore.

Getting an email from friends at work after i am about to leave for a new job. Developers showing love

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

Deep........

Nice...

Ohh no!

Just had a fire drill at school. I yelled "GIT PUSH!! GIT PUSH!!".

I've always wanted to do that... :P

How to save the princess in 8 languages. Not my content, just something I saw.

Don't try this at home