WHY DOES TYPESCRIPT EXIST OH MY FUCKING GOD WASN'T JAVASCRIPT ENOUGH

(just starting out on angular2 and i already hate it compared to jQuery)

Me: 'i want to be riding a shart, while shooting an rpg pointing towards north korea, with dolphins with the face of the amigos'

When one spelling mistake changes everything..

Me: Complains about lack of community and documentation for Groovy/Grails.

Also Me: Doesn't contribute to community or documentation for Groovy/Grails.

Where devs, admins, and designers living in harmony

🤖 working with people that actually wanna work. And when they don't want to, just take the day off. 7 days pretentious work == 2 days actual work

Please make it possible to disable notifications on comments to rants i commented on..! 🤞

Microsoft are deprecating MS Paint. Fuck.

More Zo shitposting

Fuck off Windows Defender.

I love Windows but this defender shit is fucking annoying me with it's popup messages to enable SmartScreen. Fuck you and your piece of shit SmartScreen.

@dfox
Please check out this.

This is not the first time.

I want to launch my own think tank and employ some the great devs I've worked with over the years.

No clients or stakeholders. Just us, building and releasing stuff.

After coding in c++ for a week now, whenever I type '#' in todoist, my fingers automatically type #include.
And then I correct my mistake. Annoying, but cool

!Rant && !Tech

Anybody try to memorize anything large? I am thinking about memorizing books just to do it, and to prove to myself that referencing crap isn't required all the time. Might be interesting.

Posting here because I want my community's opinion on the value/nature of the question.

HE:"Hey I improved my code"

ME:
*opens the file*
*Sees random static allocations*
*Code is as verbose as before*
*Down to 2600 lines from 2800ish*
*Still doesn't do shit properly*

"Uuuh what exactly did you do?"

*Starts noticing the lack of namespaces*

HE: "I used this using namespace std to write a bit less"

ME: "Can I pay you yoga lessons so you can taste your own cock and show your parents how good you are at it?"

One that understands one's need for distraction-free work area in exchange for producing quality. Also, encourages research, uptraining, and learning.

Soft rant...
So I'm working at the company for 8 months now. Best 8 months in my career, great team mates, great work, the best - a team leader who is one of the best developers I've ever worked with, but more importantly he is a good friend, brother like. We had great time, from the interview we understood there is a bro-mance there.

So why am I ranting? He got promoted and became a group leader, not even of my group. Now we don't have a TL and we're afraid they won't be able to get a swell guy like our exTL

I'm going to quit my job tomorrow, so I can go to a better place

Developing tools for upgrading "the internet" to ipv6

Just android things!

Lol @ Jetbrains

Android Developer job ads next week:
* +10 years of experience in Kotlin.
* +3 years developing enterprise level apps using Kotlin.

Linux user versus:
"poweroff" vs "shutdown now"
"reboot" vs "shutdown -r now"

My dream is to live in Himalyas with my laptop and a WiFi

Just started week two of this internship and still no computer access... I only have 3 weeks left here so this better pick up quickly

Day 17 : they still don't know I'm doing some Cobol. They think I'm one of them.

How would you feel if you can't solve your code? I'm almost a week stuck on a server problem. I applied for frontend dev position, it's okay for me to do this kind of stuff but the fact that I can't solve it for so long it makes me feel down :(

It must be good to at least know computer networking?! I remember nothing about these TCP, UDP, whatever the fudge protocol shite. I don't remember these megabit and megabyte things. All I do is code from one end to another. Anyone else watched Eli The Computer Guy's series?

Time flexibility, free food, remote job, a great place to learn new stuff and a great environment to work with no shitty developers.

Making magic machine learning stuff. Also t-shirts and shorts should be allowed. And free food. Uh what else... My own office