android studio.

what a piece of shit.

Seeing a i when you type i? Fix this unnormal behaviour.

Got PHP Internship interview lined up tomorrow...
First ever real interview...big step for young me
Wish me luck guys

I really hate people who prefer this coding style:

if (condition)
{
// something shitty here
}

Instead of this:

if(condition){
// perfectly clean code
}

So after months of self study my company finally appoints me as a junior developer with a major client as the intermediate dev on the project resigned. My tech lead assures me that junior devs only fix bugs and do other minor changes. One week in and in our first sprint planning session the client decides to priorities a Major update to the app. Now I have 2 weeks to deliver what will either make or break my immediate career. And I have no idea how to implement any of the changes. Stack overflow you're my only hope (and many hrs of YouTube tutorials)

That awkward moment, when you after several hours of debugging finds the error, types git blame and your own name comes up.

Debugging on a Friday evening be like

*Interview for 6 month placement*

Say you are chosen for the job; where would you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: "If today's demo to the client goes well,i will get my first cheque"
My server:"If today i stop working,it will be great"
Android Studio: "If i force a gradle update,it will be just fine".

*crying*
Fuuuuuck.Why nothing goes my way when I want it to????Whhhhyyyyy??

Pair Programming :D

Rubber ducks are overrated, I got myself an octocat

Do you ever feel like you're the socially awkward one on your team?

Me trying to understand the code in my old projects.

Power of sudo