Simple flowchart XD

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

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The United Nations should make a law or pass a resolution to ensure better coding standards. :)

I really miss the days when Windows XP had product keys on stickers stuck to computer cases. If I ever needed an XP product key, I just went to Staples and wrote one down from one of the machines on display.

Burned it 🔥

I laughed harder than I should have.

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Big event. Massive traffic in production, so we were monitoring all night.

I was in a room with 2 devs of my team, a marketting girl, my boss and a designer... chilling.

Suddenly the production is down.

Boss: production is down, anyone can check?
Me: already on it
Dev1: it looks ok for me
Dev2: me too
Me: wait what? Impossible everything is down
Dev1: oh I refreshed the page it's not working
Me: don't stay on the page refreshing it like you are fucking monkeys. Give me useful intel or be quiet.
Market girl: is it working?
...
Guys is it working?
...
Hello?
Me: Not yet we are looking. Don't distract me.
Boss: client called us. They want it online now.
Dev1&2: he's looking
... 1 min later...
Boss: is it working?
Boss: is it working?
Boss: is it working?
Me: SHUT THE FUCK FOR FUCKING ONE SECOND. ALL OF YOU, OUT NOW. YOU ARE FUCKING MONKEYS WHO CAN'T DO SHIT. IF YOU CAN'T HELP JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN SHITHOLE. DEVS, LOOK WITH ME. MARKET GIRL PREPARE A FUCKING POST-MORTEM MAIL. BOSS GET THE CLIENT ON THE PHONE AND STALE. DO. YOUR. FUCKING. JOBS.

That's how I ended up screaming at everyone... the rest of the night went in complete silence and I fixed the issue 2min after the got quiet or busy.

People who use smartphones with brightness set to 100% and no blue light filter on a dark bus at night with the display (7+ inches ofc) in the direction of your eyes... thanks, now I’m blind.

Dress code 🤣

"Copying one person is stealing. Copying ten is research." - Chet Atkins

That's a good plan🤣

I mean, we all have been there...

Fun fact! 😂

Ai WiLl TaKe OvEr OuR jObS.

"Your code is just about as useful as the __pycache__ folder"

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it"

"This is not an application: it's a bug pretending to be an application." (This comment was left as an app review on Google Play Store)

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

XD
Agreed

Bing ban Chrome extension 🤣🤣

Unfair situation -
iPhone prices shoots up while kidney prices remains same.

Anyone train a model with wooden laptop? Will it make the lifespan shorter? 😬

Saw this a long time ago. I think it belongs here..

Ok. What. ..?

Me: buys gaming laptop.
Me: plays Age of Empires II

Wow, sockets are so powerful. I can watch my server crash in real time!

TCP vs UDP