Don't trust autosave ( -_-)

Prefer if(typeof variable != "undefined") over if(variable)

Always do your best to make your variable as immutable as you can!

I feel like I'm destined to always suck at launching websites 😢 whether it's DO or AWS I always seem to fuck something up somewhere 😓

Never assume anyone will figure out anything on their own

Motherfucking stupid windows 10.

Wanted to try out cortana with all features after disabling it via regedit.
So naturally I created a Microsoft account and linked my user to it. Of course I used a random password generator and saved it in a passwort vault.
Then an update happened, I restarted my computer and guess what this stupid piece of SHIT garbage software did?
It prompted me to enter my password. Not the password I had for my local user BUT THE MOTHERFUCKING 15-DIGIT RANDOM PASSWORT GENERATED AND NOT EVEN VIEWED ONCE FUCKING SHIT!!!
Did they even ask if I wanted that? No they fucking didn't. Did they WARN ME? NO. NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T.

That's the last straw. I'll kick windows down the garbage bin where it belongs and programm my own AI with open source software.

It's not as easy as it seems in the first moments, and it isn't a "month project"

"It is just a small task. I can do that in just..." Never ever ever say the above statement even if you are 10000% confident.

I immediately discard job ads which contain cover letters as a requirement.

Away in vacation for a week, PM keeps mailing me issues that need solving asap, let me be man let me be....

Algorithm strikes again...

When project have errors related to libaraies that I don't fully understand what it does, what is the good habit for more efficient troubleshooting?

Should I read their GitHub documentation and understand the problem on my own first or simply find answer at SO?
And when should I just give up and post an issue?

Not only are you not your job, your job is not worth taking home with you; unless it's actually your company, leave it in the office. You can love your job and still have days when you hate it, or days when you'd rather be doing anything else; that doesn't mean you don't still like what you do.

As a profession we can all be obsessive and not take the time out that we need, so make special effort to do so, even if that just means you're working on a personal project instead. Your brain, and partner, will be glad that you did. Whether you like to admit it or not, everyone needs downtime.

Once I taught release my code to public is stupid until I do it myself and found a beauty in it 😍

Obviously, chef. Human always need food. AI not good at cooking.

Love your job, not your company.

Ayyyy gotta love Python

Boasting you know programming just because you watched some programming videos doesn't help in any of the case, I learned this the hard way because I tried to show off in front a girl and turned out, she knew more and better. This was when I was 14, very bad memory

You probably should commit the latest stable version before adding features to the master branch...

Never & I mean Never upgrade Ubuntu in the mid of a sprint!!

Never. Work. Without. Contract. Fuck this one guy for not paying me after 4 weeks of work!

Finally reached it

Showed my girlfriend a portion of my wine installation process, and got this picture almost immediately

she's a keeper

If I had a dev superpower it would be the ability to generate 3D printed objects at will so I could have more cool shit on my desktop.

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

So who prefers tabs over spaces?

Brutal expression

That you should always admit you make mistakes and learn from them, instead of acting like you know everything arrogantly.

I've learned that trying to jump into a project without properly understanding everything it will entail is bad.

I recently worked on a project that involved modernizing a legacy system and no one on the team (including me) fully understood how the legacy system worked. This led to us missing a lot of edge cases and attacking the project in a way that really wasn't beneficial overall.

If we had thought about the entire system beforehand and mapped out the legacy system, the project would've turned out much better.