people who type "google" into google...you the real mvp

We have to talk about TechLead, having ads all over YouTube that say if you follow their guide you can earn a $200k salary grad job.

devrant needs a bs emote too

I'm so done. Developers that force saving data on my C drive you are RUINING MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHH

you just made the list

How long did it take you to find your last job? I'm guessing anywhere between 1-6 months

can more developers fill out the developer economics survey? https://www.developereconomics.net i'm finding it hard to believe the stats, how can onlly 6% of devs be female https://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/...

does anyone else have the really annoying issue with devrant flickering when trying to scroll on a rant?
just started for me a couple days ago, using firefox on windows

Got talked into watching Demolition Man today.

Corny jokes, lousy shots, all the things that made me realise that 90s movies are sooo much better than 19 movies

Rant about how I kept getting in my own way as a kid.

Being a perfectionist to me means that you obsess over the mistakes and ignore the things you did well. So when I did find the mistake in my CV, I got so upset that I spent the day rewriting it, cursing myself for not being thorough and deciding this was the reason I got so many rejections.
5'o'clock came and only then did I realise I had missed every email in my inbox, ignored every interview.

I guess obsession is just self-sabotage in disguise.

I don't know which is worse, taking ages to find a typeo in your code or taking ages to find a typeo in your CV. :(

It's hard to explain my workday without it sounding totally depressing. "Today the director of the company requested my PERSONAL assistance to restart his computer, it was so cool"

prediction software suggests devRant will become the hub for evil developers who want to automate the world mwahahaha

Can we just give a round of applause to the brilliant recruiters that decided to add Microsoft Word as a requirement.

You know...to weed out all the computer illiterate software engineers......

I legit had an interview once where he said
"Ok next question. Static variables...are they good or are they bad"

The funny thing is I can totally relate to working with someone who thinks static variables are bad but it's sad to see this is how far we have fallen.

I: Do you have any questions for us?
Me: How do you maintain an AGILE development team?
I: Have you heard of TRELLO

triGGERRED

Applying for an entry level software job and having the "let's do a hackathon" project. It's super fun cos I know the effort I put in doesn't actually matter since you'll just choose someone more experienced. But I still have to go ahead and put in max effort or you'll have a reason to call me lazy :(