First tatto things 😂

I need this shirt 😲

Girl from Tinder: What colour do you like?

Me: #ff4081

Hold your keyboard! Hold your mouse!

Sons of Java, of Python, my brothers,

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the sense of programming language fails,

when we forsake our logic

and break all the laws of programming,

but it is not this day.

An hour of headache and shattered monitors,

when the age of Javascript rises,

but it is not this day!

This day we will find solutions on StackOverflow!!

By all that you hold dear on this good code,

I bid you stand,

Developers!!!

"Maybe" is just an async "No"

This morning I kept falling back asleep after the alarm went off, drifting in and out of a dream about programming.

My wife finally said "no more sleeping".

Still mostly sleep, I replied very confidently "you can't sleep in a sandbox!".

I was dreaming I was in a code sandbox. Obviously sleeping is not allowed.

Jeez, my head has been really full of programming since this conference. (One of the talks was on codesandbox).

Yall thought heart breaks are painful, wait till you have a merge conflict.

Tell me there aren't people doing this.

Twitter: Julia Evans @b0rk

Interviewing a Data Scientist

Munch becomes Five Star when you enter it as a password

This may interest you guys! (Link in comments)

Just make sure it works!

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

The teacher didn't show up and everybody left, so i did a little painting 😅

You know you've been watching Silicon Valley too much lately when you drop your food and yell "mother fuck.. Jian Yang."

What do you think the next android version is? I bet "P" is for "Pancake" or "Popcorn" or "Pie" ;)

No credits, sorry

Being a Node.JS developer is like...

I often find myself as the poor bastard.

I dont remember this TODO

When Your computer gets too much hot, It freezes.

at least not public void I guess..

Smartphone:
(n.) a device used for everything but calling people.

World requires an hw upgrade...

How to win at programming and life at the same time

I fucking love the life. Days start at 0am and not at 1am 😂😂

Friend: What is your New Year's resolution??

Me: 7680×4320

Friend: Stupid Nerd. *Walks aways*

this made me laugh

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