Machine Learners :D

Sad life :(

I love the fact in Linux that you can put fortune | cowsay every time you start a new terminal session

Hmmmmmm

Thank fuck I was so early at work today.

As I did walk past the server room I heard something really loud behind the door. I was still in zombie mode (It was way too early, usually I´m here 2 hours later...), so just stood there looking at the door for a while.
Needed about 3 to 4 slow thoughts to decide what the fuck is happening.

My last thought was just: Man why is it so loud here. That´s the server room. Oh fuck!

The second I opened the door this rancid burning hot air straight out of satans anus almost melted my face off.
The servers were trying to maintain their cooling by almost puking out their guts with the those poor little fans they have.

Turns out one of the air conditioners failed and the backup didn´t start. So I started it manually.

Where the fuck is the admin? That´s not my fucking job!
What the fuck am I doing here so early?

God that was a lot of ++ to get through.
Congrats on your 50k @floydian

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Programmers can understand this easily ..

When your colleague is getting desperate and you can only test UI tests on the develop branch 😂🤣😅

version control...

Programming 🙊

They don't like stackoverflow 😁

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C'mon guys can't be just me?

When someone says he's going to learn a programming language and people start saying
'you should learn x instead of y'
Fuck those people.
fuck 'em