So who's ready to break out a real life Pied Piper?

Lets all help them share their startup

Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

I was really confused for a second as to why Redhat sent me a pizza...

I don't know a lot of people in other market segments who have zero fear of losing their job. Since I discovered that my coding skills are marketable, I have not lost a night of sleep over job security.

I'm very happy with my current job, but the privilege of rarely having to feel uncertain about income is incredibly liberating.

*Evil Laugh*😈
Credits:9GAG

Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

Photo of the day...

Management had the idea to have a hackathon on saturday. Everybody should gather ideas what to do on this day, but top priority is to have fun.

In the end, management decided that we should work on tasks from our backlog.

Yeah... unpaid work on saturday... sounds like fun

Proud dad moment:
My son just worked out how to use a firestick remote to put Thomas on TV.
He's 2.
My parents can barely work their remote without playing 20 questions.
Not long before he learns how to use bash now!

Showering at a geeks house!

Privacy is a legend

I think I went overboard

Interviewed with Amazon, panicked and ended the interview apologizing for wasting the guy's time on a simple binary search question.

[r/ProgrammerHumor] LOL! :D

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

It looks a developer have some bad times with bugs :D

Bill is smart, be like Bill

Always take the challenge.

Didn't know front end - took tasks that were front end oriented, took me longer but I learned.

Didn't know what goes on in the legacy code - took the tasks and dived right in the filth.

Fear the day the challenges will be over.

https://blog.toggl.com/wp-content/...

Did you know that google early tests where run on a lego server

Does anyone else mess up in real life and think CTRL-Z

CPU abbreviation

PHP 7 is awesome. #roastme

Did 2 important tasks today:
- Registered on devRant
- Uninstalled Whatsapp

Not even slightly exaggerated

It was a joint effort but we replaced the designer with a plant dressed in their coat.

When you start porn but find yourself thinking about their recommendation engine🤔