What is the optimum value for z-index in css?

z-index: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999;

Sometimes people make blunders in life!!! 😂

Companies that measure productivity with lines of code written.

not enough jQuery

You can't buy happiness
But you can learn to code,
and that's pretty close

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

"so you use Ubuntu" she said ,
"why don't you go for Linux ?" she asked.

so I dumped my girlfriend

Backend engineer doing frontend. The eternal struggle of centering an object.

🙈🙈🙈

We feel you bro😂

Today a Coworker got a little piece of paper acknowledging that he was a Git master, two hours later he fucked up all the branches.

fucking pooh

Just saw this on a production code :

array = new array[1024] //that should be enough

Android is upgrading...

Optimising app 1 of 93563

if u r a node js developer, don't consider yourself a cook

I remember the days when devrant was young and innocent. Before it was touch by the cynicism, flame baiting, and S.O. love nuts. Back when we poked fun at php as a language but not those who use it. Before +1 was improved to ++. Stickers were only 10, and the only way to get a ball was having 100 on one rant even though it felt like there might only be 150 users. Before When we rejoiced in each others successes and mourned in each other so dev related pains. Back in the good old days of.... A few months ago.

i rest my case....ask no more..#programmer

Can we all grow up and acknowledge that every programming language has its benefits and drawbacks? You don't sound edgy and sophisticated by only advocating for your language of choice, you twat.

Was looking at the TV schedule and saw that django unchained was on and for two seconds I actually thought that it was going to be a documentary on Python and developing web applications with django

I am a developer, and I code in PHP.

When you spend two hours explaining your client why they can't use for their website that logo they picked from Google Images.

Actual quote of our database professor in third semester: "Databases are a lot like sausage making. Once you know how it's made you don't want it anymore".

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

When you decide to TeamView yourself