So this week I picked up some Sennheiser HD 600 phones for my listening pleasure and take my mind off life stresses.

At work I've been using some Bose phones, but these Senns being open back may be a little loud for the neighboring cubicles.

I guess sound quality and all day use are mutually exclusive. Anyways, what's coding without some great indie tunes. :)

BTW, they sound amazing!!

BEST THING EVER

• Manager : WTF did you push, now it keeps crashing all the servers.

• Me : (silent, I'm trying to speak but nothing is coming out. Felt like someone in coma).

• Someone else shouts at boss : Now we now have 47 major crisis bridges​.

[I went running for the door to get away from everything.]

Only to find myself rolling on the floor tangled in my bedsheets after falling from my bed. Realized it was all but a nightmare.

Went to get some water. While taking the first sip...
Me: Shit, I'm late for work AGAIN.

Running for the door again. Then stopped to think if this is all some fuckin premonition. Hurriedly went for my phone to find out it's nothing but Sunday.

I'm thinking about a career switch now. No more devops once this is over.

working on a better captcha...

The Devs will assimilate the AI and this will happen:

I will be this guy.

A.I.s can code? Then I'll be this guy

When a A.I. is gonna take over my job, Im gonna build a robot to steal the job of the A.I. and then kill it.

Maybe the robot will kill all of humanity, but yolo let's try it. Wanna see a real life terminator 😂

What I should do: Go back to doing construction and get into house flipping

What Id actually do: Be salty AF move to some tropical island and sell italian ice on the beach. I am not going back to construction lol

Am weak 😂😂😂

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

Source : IG

Techy name? Check.

Word which ends with "er" but scrap the E? Check.

A .io domain? Check.

This is a hipster app.

Totally 😂

shipping recursion

Schrodinger Code: your code is both broken and not broken until you recompile it.

Truth has been told. Nothing is better than linux.

When it finally passes the deployment

#FeelsGood

That's a lot of contributors

Nintendo rules !

CEO is right

Hahaha.. this is awesome 😂😂

And he actually paid for this special plate :|

Candle light debugging 😕
#withoutgirlfriend

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

"Sorry."

age += 1

Nice answer.... 😅😅