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To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

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Without words.

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Didn't know fetch API was a paid feature on iPads :,D

Safari sucks btw.

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1.3 trillion rows of log data just nuked our production db. Fucking data scientists!!!

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Or that...

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Because their heads aren't big enough already!

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Colleague: I really wish array index in all languages would start from 1. If I ever write a language the index will start from 1.

Me:

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Perl syntax

Enough said :|

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Every linux or unix or programming tutorial ever

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Poor Adam.😂😂😂

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living dangerously!

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To all grammar freaks 😝

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I was working on a nodejs project and this fella came to me.
He: Hey, I want to learn JS, how much time is it gonna take me get onto it?
Me: You know Java?
He: Yh :) I know java pretty good!
Me: Well, its gonna take forever thn..

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#foreveralone 😓

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When you have to call me to help you set up your Minecraft server, you shouldn't run a Minecraft server. As easy as it is.

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Devrant: An app to change programmers to lousy jokers

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When you use a git command you don't really understand and it fucks up your day!!!!!!!

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Going to talk to my boss about adding testing and git to our project, wish my luck!

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A+ use of wallpaper

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so true...

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That guy who gets fingerprints on my monitor screen. Argh! Can't you just *point* like a normal person?

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Spent 20 minutes on the phone to our server center in india spelling letter for letter who I was and what the issue is.
Finally she says: "Send me an email."
Me: "I did, you are calling me remember?"

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Deadline was 2 days ago.. Managment pissed off, bugging me every 2 minutes, until they get a call from the client asking to leave me alone to do my job. Awesome feeling..

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I always find great geek wear.

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Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Some serious rants at YouTube today I'm sure ...

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At the end of the day, do not forget that the important thing isn't the language or the tools you use, it's about the problem you solve and the people you help.

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when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

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