My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and go to market she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.

In India we don't go rubber duck debugging. We debug with God 😂😂😂 (For non Indians that is Ganesha, one of the famous Hindu god. Said to be the god of knowledge and hence engineering by extension )

Holy shit this UI/UX/Whatever looks good! Wish all apps could look this good. ++ to the Firefox App designers!

Well..

Lol
[the image is not mine]

Google Having ads in Television is like a Advertising Company Advertising to advertise it's own platform of advertisement.

SUCK IT, JIN-YANG

JavaScript is like Voldemort. It can do great things. Terrible things! But great!

Someone tell OnePlus that they're drunk and should go home. I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS ONE... devRant can do whatever it wants.

All the shirts... all of them

Because you can't improve on perfection

Do you ever see someone's great work online and the amount of accomplishments he had, and see your confidence drop? At the same time, it's inspiring.

The highest rank achievable.

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

Finally reached it

(- _ -)

Not sure if someone posted already. :-)

JavaScript is to Java what fun is to a funeral.

An architect, a hooker and a programmer were talking one evening, and somehow, the discussion turned to which profession was the oldest."Come on, you guys! Everyone knows mine is the oldest profession," said the hooker."Ah," said the architect, "but before your profession existed, there had to be people, and who was there before people?" "What are you getting at, God?" The hooker asked. 

"And was He not the divine architect of the universe?" The architect asked, looking smug. 

The programmer had been silent, but now he spoke up. "And before God took on himself the role of an architect, what was there?" 

"Darkness and chaos," the hooker said. 

"And who do you think created chaos?" the programmer said.

It's kinda awesome how we all code in different languages but the sound for a keystroke is universal.

Officially graduated with a bachelors in computer science.

YYEEESSS!!!!

Door to door salespeople are real life popup ads!

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

I don't think I'm doing this right...

I had problem with c# for my project, so I switched to java..
Now I have problemfactory.

Life can't be too bad when most of your spam calls are from recruiters. It made me emotional to remember 4 years ago when I was the one calling to them.

Java 🎉

Programming fact....

How I think my code is running in production.

Best random algorithm