Kubernetes httpGet readiness and liveness probes are so glitchy

...my ego is bruised. Someone just hit me with the ole “RTFM!!”

😵🤣🤣

I’m trying to work but the stock market is so fucking distracting right now with all the volatility!

I’m living the dream. Lightweight, powerful, beautiful gaming laptops are a thing (have been for a while) and I have the pleasure of owning one.

I remember one of my college peers having a BRICK Alienware laptop in 2010. Don’t get me wrong, It was awesome at the time and I was super jealous, but it was insanely loud, heavy af, and as thick as a calculus textbook!

But now with the amazing RTX GPUs, and TB SSDs I can game on max settings, benchmark fairly well and take it with me when I travel for work alongside my work laptop all in the same bag without breaking my back.

🤘🏼 I love my Asus Zephyrus 🤘🏼

The fan is still hella loud though 😆

Maybe by mid or late 2020s we will have a revolutionary cooling system that would rid our dependence on fans for cooling. Just dreaming out loud here. It sure would be great to not have to clean the dust out.

I’m curious what works for you? Lyrics or instrumental music while you’re working? I find myself preferring instrumental music while I’m thinking about a problem. The music can be technical and busy or super chill, but lyrics always distract me.

Of course, If I’m just half focused and grinding out mock responders for my unit tests then lyrics are fine.

Webcam enabled Skype meetings.

Anxiety++

I take a vacation

Hard coded their own credentials in a project repository.

Some of my co-workers are so fucking dumb. Their thought process....

Let's re-run tests that are currently failing over and over until it works

😡

like bitch....fix it then run it! don't just run shit over and over to make yourself look busy.

Hey Java Devs, Snakeyaml is trolling us all. For their parser you must use spaces for indentation.

We say TAB, they say TOO BAD. #ForcedConvention

Today our Jenkins admin told me that I broke the build by merging a branch with too many commits.

Use the AWS sdk for Ruby

Just spent the last 8 hours writing Mockito doNothing().when(...) scenarios on mocked objects.... Then I realized mocked object methods already do nothing