Some Cable porn...

Sideproject progress update :)

Finally...

my most descriptive commit message😂😂😂

Story of my life...

Fuck this guy who calls himself a fullstack developer after doing a HelloWorld with Node.js and a bit of flex box.
No. Really. Stop with this bullshit.

There are two kinds of developers in this world:
Those that finish the project they started, and

Jithub

One of my favorite c++ meme

Umm...
I still go to school and I hate that our school Website looks like this...
They just deleted the pictures which are still used in the site👏

This is how coding was before getting a rubber duckie

It's been 6 months since I changed jobs, and I haven't had a single thing to rant about since :/

It is the weekend and I will be a meme ++ whore just this once.

When the question was "regex or regexp?"

Encryption successful! 😂

Thank you

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Fuck Wordpress in the ass with a new kind of cms. Make devs happy with clean code. And Laravel [more details]

I recently got a folded piece of paper from a young lady. I asked her if we want to meet again, but she only said "Open the folded piece of paper at home. ". At home i opened the fpop and it said "015772549658 <3".

Dammit i knew that she didnt want to meet again.

Browser

Fsociety

Favorite dev tool? My keyboard. I don't like coding without my keyboard, it's a very important tool.

Im glad there is a javascript standard which is implemented by every browser the same way.

Citizens are advised to keep their Location Services ON on their Mobile Devices, so that you *(not us) can find directions and your location faster, and also find your phone when it's lost.
Also it doest consume much battery.

Active cooperation is expected from the citizens.
Have a nice day. :)

what does it look like in Linux kernel?

So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

When a programmer becomes addicted to F.R.I.E.N.D.S !!!

So I trolled one of my co-workers who has an iPhone saying "Buy a real phone" .. and now people are picking that around the office and throwing it at everyone who uses Apple products .. "buy a real laptop".. etc

Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip