IT FUKIN WORKED YESTERDAY!!

Yes, i'm a programmer
No, I do not install windows and drivers
No, I don't know what is the best laptop for you
No, I don't know why your internet is lagy
I'm sorry, I'm just a programmer

Can frontent devs please stop abusing <br> for vertical spacing please?!
Thank you.

Ever since i became programming-literate i cant just enjoy a game without thinking how everything how everything is working 🤦🏻

I hate when lecturers compare between their student and their children which pro in coding, making robot and stuff. I mean mann of course that child better than a human who just know about coding when in uni. Just imagine that child have been apposed to da coding and robotics since they were lil kids ofc they can do better. I mean mann.. Stop comparing.

Gotta love HTML

Everyone pursuing a degree in ML

My god i hate so much reactjs... And will never understand how a normal brain could write such a russian doll code.
But then, i met flutter, god i will puke.

Spot the problem. 🙃

I got the job! prepare to call me junior dev 😁

Pick up line for Nerdssss 😅😅😅

True software developer

when you use redux for a todo app.😂

Since my last update, I got a new screen. We reorganised the office, so I got a new spot in the office (corner with no one behind me). Got a monitor stand.

I’m costing the Norwegian people so much. All this stuff I request, is financed by the tax kroner.

Lol 😆True AF

First Rule of Programming!

"If it works don't touch it "

No. Please don't. Just don't use pandas as a "database".

Reducers in redux is just like making caramel, you boil (action) the sugar (payload) until the sugar is fully dissolved into golden color (state). That's why the process of making caramel is also called reduction.

Damn. Maybe if I was more charismatic, I too could stop learning and just talk my way into a position with a bullshit title.

Maybe.

C#

Math.Ceiling(-0.4);

>> 0

JavaScript

Math.ceil(-0.4);

>>-0

Coding is like handwriting.

Code review is about having a common understanding of the big picture and ensure be features follow the general architecture and process flow.

Code review is not about nitpicking on FUCKING TRAILING WHITEFUCKINGSPACES , lower case vs upper case SQL statements, extra empty lines AND EVERY FUCKING MINOR DETAIL you can imagine

If your day is bad, imagine that, in an alternate dystopian universe, everyone and their mother are programming through the means of bodyfuck (real thing, look it up)..

Start new project today. After several years doing C# and Java,now i face new challenge with something that i never heard before.God, please give me strength to do this..
CKAN..Python..OSTicket..Laravel..nice to meet you.

Just noticed github shows Infinite contributors for chromium repository. (https://github.com/chromium/...).

Also, I clicked on the contributors tab and the page is still loading. Guess it will take infinite amount of time to finish loading :?

Finally reached a point where I’m too tired to keep my eyes open for much longer. Need a long nap and a rest from all screens.

Siesta time.

There are so many movies that explore the idea of the "void". A world between worlds where dark forces are at play. Only necromancers and evil geniuses dare touch the void.

Programmers be like:
void doSomeDarkShit(void* magic);

*clears my google fan boy throat*

No

152 days till 2020

Please suggest me any good video tutorial to learn ReactJs.

Learning C was easier than learning Haskell, and learning C was atrocious.
What in the actual fuck is this?