best home office ever....🤣🤣🤣

Paycom is utter dogshit.

Clunky, error prone, junior mistakes on every page, and filled to the brim with HR doublespeak and legalese.

A roving gang of quadriplegic interns could do a better job if the requirements were written in cuneiform and they were paid, up front, in cocaine and whiskey.

Definition of code reviews in our company:

"Part of work that requires you to scroll to the bottom of the page and click accept button. Looking the changes is optional."

in my attempt to fix my sleeping schedule, i actually slept early... only to wake up at 3 am 🤡

wrote a function shaved instead of shared

Having a PM is like having a little kid, while driving somewhere, and he's constantly asking: "Are we there yet??".

Just some text editor thingy that I made. Severely broken.

So I was code reviewing this guy's code before merging into the master branch.... and then I FOUND THIS FUCKING CODE, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is this ???

Comment your code, you'll thank me for that next week.

If you ever think of using React Native, don't

Save yourself the trauma of endless build errors and indeterministic side effects

Run for your fucking life and never touch that shit

Linux is free, if you don’t value your time

Whaaaat? That used to be my default audio player for local music 😠. I'm not going to upload my mp3 file collection to YouTube to be able to listen to them at work...

This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

How not to design a modem...

Cables hide perfectly - inside the wall...

Happens to me everytime.

programmer's situation

Perfect timing... I have a call in 7 minutes...

Feeling of power...

New laptop!

Accidentally rm -rf a git repo, one of the branch still not pushed to remote yet. I managed to use file recovery software to recover the .git folder, any idea what to do next?

# comment meme for you #
[nixCraft]

HR's number one skill: lying.

I always laugh when I see "google" and "private" in the same phrase

Tesla's CyberTruck is the ugliest car ever made

This is how a recursion works

Hilarious 😂😂

i, j and k declared as globals. You fucking moron.

Not an enemy yet, but I’ve just debated with a senior dev that said stored procedure is faster, safer, and works better than entity framework

I agree with faster (only a bit) but the rest is just bs

What a great day! The code doesn't work but who cares, I got my devrant stickers!!!!!

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕