Impressive how the ublock community keeps coming up with more and more tricks against the facebook sponsored posts

https://github.com/uBlockOrigin/...

https://mobile.twitter.com/WolfieCh...

Oh... Nvm then

Go home Outlook. You are drunk.

Everytime

Not a coding test, but:

Them: So you are interviewing for a programmer opening. Do you like programming?

Me: yes.

Them: do you make logos?

Me: ...I can...?

Them: good because you won't always be writing code here.

Me: I'm out.

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

Exactly

UTF-8 gone wrong

Goals for 2019

- get a Raspberry Pi
- Land a job in development
- graduate
- get my driver's license
- buy a car
- learn a new language (any suggestions?)
- rant more on DevRant

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎇🎉

Why everyone should use MSDOS

Lol so true

Android User

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

A new year, a new job.

After a years hard graft learning front end code I finally landed my first dev job!

Even though the job is a while away, there will be nothing stopping me getting there and learning all I can in this industry.

#bosh

Stupid fucking MySQL.
I thought I have fixed your fucking issue.
I'm hungry and I wanna go home. It's 19:38 now.
I was up since 05:00 and started coding at like 06:00.
Grrrrrrrrr fucking piece of shit.

// Or was it the laptop at home that I fixed this issue? I don't know anymore. I'll try to fix you at other day.

Maintainer seconds to destroy automated dependency management bot

2k18 colorized

It's that time of the year :")

It's coming...

START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

This shit is real.

Guy comes to my desk.
Guy: Do you know Python?
Me: Yes
Guy: I want a program that reads a CSV containing IP addresses and tells which of them are valid.
Me: Sure thing. Show me the CSV file.
Guy: (Shows the file)
Me: (Writes a small function for checking whether the IP is valid)
Me: Done Here you go.
Guy: You should be using regex.
Me: Why? This is perfect. No need for regex.
Guy: My manager wants a solution using regex only.
Me: Why so?
Guy: I don't know. Can you do it using regex?
Me: Only if you say so. (Stackoverflow. Writes a humongous regex). Done!
Me: Just for curiosity, what is your application?
Guy: I will port it in Java. You see, regex is easy to debug.
Me: Ohhh Yes. I forgot that. Good luck with your regex.

Binary is easy to teach

Took me longer than I'd like to admit before I realized why my function always returned zero.
Too quick with the constructor it seemed.

When you see .NET exceptions making their way into Indian Railways!
Damn that was unexpected!

Happens all the time 😤 😤 😤

added a display and generik™ ∞GB flash drive

Yes, Mr. Client. It is extremely wise of you to demand changes on release-day. Of course it won't go smoothly, untested and buggy as it will be.

The three most difficult things about any personal project:
1. Finishing the project
2. Finding a suiting Git repo name
3. Did I say finishing the damn project?

I knew it...

You know those fibonacci numbers can't hide from this porsche ......