Learning a new programming language:

1. reading basics
2. creates small programs
3. plan new projects
4. search everything else in the internet
5. output: we have become code gods

*winks at stack overflow and github*

I saw this when I was searching for some drivers... Realtek 2017

> Open google chrome console (F12)
> Press Ctrl + Shift + P (or Cmd + Shift + P)
> Type "dark theme"
> Press enter

Don't thank me, just my duty

I have to admit I didn't expect that...

Working on Saturdays is a lot like working on mondays. Oh, and Tuesdays and Wed... You get the point.

And this is why you do backups...
More pictures in comments.

I saw this yesterday and thought it's kind of nice. Probably not everybody will understand it as it's German. But the level of creativity is definitely gratifying

Assume the sales team lied

"Remove it i don't want it" - display: none !important;

Double your estimates.

When you're too Dev to find a Valentine the mainstream way.

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?

I just have the right tools, you know...

Thank God secondary phone number isn't required.

Every programmer ever

STOP👏MAKING👏ASYNC👏CALLS👏FREEZE👏THE👏GUI👏THAT👏IS👏THE👏POINT👏OF👏ASYNC👏

Only one day to convert my website design to wordpress template. Have no idea how to make animated submenus. Have never worked with wordpress. Fuck everything!

How do I know if there's a module for the problem I'm trying to solve? How do I know if there's a better module that solves the problem in a better way than the module I'm using? After I found the module, how can I use it if npmjs website contains just a skinny example and no explanation? Should I attend an advanced course for each module in repository?

I wanted you to notice that XHR (XML HTTP Request) is an acronym composed by two other acronyms and a word. Thank you for the attention

JavaScript is wild

Lodash is the new JQuery.

"How do I sum two numbers?"
"Uhm... dude, I think you are gonna need Lodash"

Manager in 1-1: You tell people they are stupid too often.... Dial it back a bit

Me: They are.

First thing I get today after waking up😍
Thanks devRant

When you begin with searching for ajax PHP requests and end up with this

When i ask a question in StackOverflow and no one gives a shit 😐

Shower hought;
When you say programming it sounds like pro gaming if you say it fast enoght.

Who needs Legacy Code to f*ck up your day when you can't understand the code you wrote 2 weeks ago

Our project is a legacy of all legacy projects. The developers imported the third-party libraries by copy-pasting the whole source codes into the project. Ohhhh yeahhh!!!

Enough said

Human.