Fu*kan DELL! And their dock WD-15. Garbage shit doesn't support Linux.

So, I got a task to modify a component from another team in another country.

Me: Ask the team for the repo link and explained what I was going to do.

idiot: You don't have access to our repo, I can do the fix next week and upload the code to confluence....

What the actual fuck. How can you even go there?!?

What do you guys think about BMC CMDB?

My company considering to buy it, but I am skeptical.

Holy shit, it happened to me today, I thought it was a myth that people actually use zip for source code.

So, got the task to help out the operations team naturally I for access to the repository. I got a zip file.

#fml

LDAP is shit and shouldn't be used anymore.
3 days to create a fucking ldif file

Fucking Azure cloud, free account won't let me create a Linux VM.

How can I evaluation if I can't create a VM?!?

There is a special place in hell for people who commits trailing whitespace.

Worst question ever in a intervju