I mean, fevers are technically overheating tho..

Every Android user since 10 years ago:

iOS 14 users: WIDGETS!! Look, I have custom icons!!!

This one got me.

to frontend devs:

credits: https://t.me/programmerjokes/1836

What is this guy trying to offer?

Colleague: "Hey, how do you scan the document from the printer to my laptop?"

"Hey, how can you help me to open the pdf?"

..

Why are devs treated like office boys/girls

Well i get excited when i manage to get an element aligned in my styling.

Hmm. Just wondering, who's a blockchain Dev here? Have been in this field for years but I haven't met many devs in my field

rip life. Webpack is strangling me. You'll turn degen if you came from backend...

Looks like this is my biggest challenge as a dev so far.

I'm a backend engineer, but since I pioneered the entire project, I had to work on frontend. And so I died on Mar 2 2018 because of Webpack and Vue

Don't know if i'm alone or not.. so i'm gonna leak my secret that my rubber ducky is actually a slack channel i made in my company's slack

I don't understand why the fuck it takes me more than a day to fucking make an svg work dynamically with its background and it still doesn't work for fuck sake

!rant

When are Shiba Inus added as pets for us? Doge is a very well-loved pet in the dev scene

When you REALLY need a graphic designer

I first started off with a pentium 3 machine in 2004, started gaming on warcraft 3 and maplestory and eventually got addicted to it because nothing else was interesting in my life. Okay extending this story, i eventually got banned, dad smashed 1000 bucks of his money by kicking and throwing it. Years later (i think it was 2011), i got hold of my first Android device. This time round, things were different and I spent 6 months with it problem free and then it started lagging. Google search led me to XDA, started modding the device, eventually startedgetting interested about how people do it and voila, C prog, write some management drivers for malloc and etc. Eventually i dropped kernel development 3 years later and now im in .NET Core.

Jokes nowadays are getting overboard

nice ssd

Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts HUEHUEHUE

everytime i think of something i realize it goes like that

anyone?

Is it me or do programmers just skip dinner unknowingly because you just wanna squash that one feature before you head home? But you realise that it's already 12am?

why can't windows be reliable for at least a day..

nice one right there

Boss: "Can you create a login page where every login fails?"

Me: "Sure thing!"
*Writes out php file that returns false and calls it via AJAX*

Have you tried turning it on and off?

F**K I LOST MY DEVRANT LOGO STICKER

relatable af

Who the fuck is the admin

#iPhone X users in a nutshell: Welcome to Android gestures.

Are you serious, is this an exam revision or an eyesight test