That feeling when you realize your work friend isn’t actually your friend, and you have no connection with anyone you work with anymore.

Being me. Fresh out of UNI with a three year bachelor in CS, no work experience. Starts in a big tech company with a lot promise of exciting project etc. Starts in 3 projects with one lead dev and two senior devs.

First month begins. I start by setting up my local environment and read documentations, which is fairly irrelevant and old. One of the senior devs quits.

Second month begins. Lead dev quits as well and the other senior dev having sick leave for the rest of the month. Basically I'm on my own, but thankfully not responsible for the projects.

Third month begins. The other senior dev is still sick. Nobody to help. Now I'm forced to talk to customer with a lacking knowledge of projects. Nobody knows what is going on. Hopefully my other senior dev will come back.

Fourth month begins. My senior have quit as well. I've been assigned as responsible of all three projects now. FML.

Fifth month begins. I begged my manager for help. Got a junior dev to help me with one of the projects. He and I still have no clue what we should do.

What a shitty start to a career as a developer.

Anybody having a similar experience?

Today I wrote on my door 'Do ! Disturb'
Why tf is everyone disturbing me

RIP PHP.

Now THIS is what I call an update 💯👏

if you woke up in 2030 ...

No bad in doing this 🙄

Yes, it's algorithm alright

How to scare an end user.
P.S. I want to push this to production. XD

Crash me inside
#BSODForTheWin

Forgot to turn off mobile hotspot when I connected my phone with a Windows PC. Fucking windows used all my data to download 'security' updates. Bhenchod.

Who’s in charge of youtube verification?

Stolen from twitter

Anyone train a model with wooden laptop? Will it make the lifespan shorter? 😬

I hate such glitches in adblockers these days

Cleaning lady just asked me what OS I use. "Well, Linux" I replied. Oh, she said, I'll ask my husband if he knows about it. He's also good with computers (probably tech support chap or something like that).

I figured that she might not remember the name "Linux", so I thought about writing it down. But it was so hard to resist the thought of instead writing down "btw I use Arch Linux"! 😆

I just found the coding train YouTube channel, and I'm hooked .

This shit is real.

Guy comes to my desk.
Guy: Do you know Python?
Me: Yes
Guy: I want a program that reads a CSV containing IP addresses and tells which of them are valid.
Me: Sure thing. Show me the CSV file.
Guy: (Shows the file)
Me: (Writes a small function for checking whether the IP is valid)
Me: Done Here you go.
Guy: You should be using regex.
Me: Why? This is perfect. No need for regex.
Guy: My manager wants a solution using regex only.
Me: Why so?
Guy: I don't know. Can you do it using regex?
Me: Only if you say so. (Stackoverflow. Writes a humongous regex). Done!
Me: Just for curiosity, what is your application?
Guy: I will port it in Java. You see, regex is easy to debug.
Me: Ohhh Yes. I forgot that. Good luck with your regex.

Holy shit, Powershell is powerful!

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Ubisoft 404 page.

;____;

Why can‘t you just bring overmatch to Mac so i don’t have to deal with awful windows...

Ping: 0ms

Oh well, it happens

It is very hard to be a programmer and hate coffee. 😑

I now feel like an esports gamer...

Except I don't actually have any games or plan to get any....